Comments on: Random Thoughts: Biden, Children, and the Potato Chip

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 23:05:16 +0000

“Maybe childless people should get less entitlements since they’re not supplying future workers to pay for them.”

Childless couples DO get less entitlements (No W.I.C. vouchers, less food stamps, etc.). Why do you think rabbits envy the reproductive output of welfare clients? Every kid in the system means
Mo’ Money, Mo’ Money, Mo’ Money …. Little of which is spent on the kids.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 16:56:10 +0000

“If we make the potato chip corrugated, we’ll have a structural integrity increase so it can be used for dipping.” -world’s greatest genius

I believe he was the same guy who brilliantly designed pizza to have its own handle.

By: Anonymiss

Anonymiss — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 16:31:15 +0000

Hahahahaha!

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 16:26:00 +0000

The stiffness of a potato beam varies with the cube of its depth, Frank. Geesh.

By: blarg

blarg — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 15:02:41 +0000

Maybe childless people should get less entitlements since they’re not supplying future workers to pay for them.

childless people use less entitlements any because without parasitic children to weigh down their budget they can actually afford stuff. i also paid WAY more taxes when I was single and childless because I didn’t qualify for any tax credits… and I still had enough left over for a new Harley, a swanky apartment in L. A. and all kinds of expensive toys.

Now I can barely cover the basics…. and that’s after I moved to a much cheaper state.