“Dr. Mango, this is Barlett and Bosc, and they’ll be showing you around the ship. Mr. Fig, prepare for warp speed. Lt. Escarole, come with me to the engine room.”

I’ve solved the Schrödinger’s cat problem: Just blow the box up with C4 and you can be certain the cat is dead without opening it.

Obama came up with the same solution for the economy.

- Good book; better movie

Spoken like a true engineer. The process of the “naming of names” is often boring and tedious to engineers. On the other hand, scientists think that half their work is done at that point.

Schroedinger’s Wife.

I’m going to get a trumpet fanfare sound button on my phone for whenever I accomplish something I’ve been working on a long time. “Well, it took two hours, but every last dish is finally washed.” *Dum-dah-dah-dum-dum-dah-da-a-a-ah!*