Random Thoughts: Drones, Waterboarding, and the Simpsons

Posted on February 6, 2013 9:26 am

Just a warning: When I get a “new followers” email from Twitter, I go through and judge everyone based on their followers count.

Stop freaking out, people. It’s not like Obama is going to target you with a drone strike… not that anything could stop him if he did.

#ICouldHaveBeenARepublicanBut I found out the whole “freedom” thing also involves “responsibility.” Ew.

So the left was apoplectic about pouring water on known terrorists, but the targeted killing Americans without due process…

How do I become one of those highly-paid lobbyists everyone complains about?

Compromise to make everyone happy: Have drones waterboard terrorists.

All of you liberals cheering Obama’s drone powers know that the next Republicans president is going to target you first.

When the Simpsons first premiered, I was Bart Simpson’s age. Now I’m much closer to Homer Simpson’s age.

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7 Responses to “Random Thoughts: Drones, Waterboarding, and the Simpsons”

  1. FredKey says:

    To be a highly paid lobbyist it helps to have been a member of Congress, or perhaps the president. So here’s my plan: a Constitutional amendment that says if you lose your seat in D.C. or retire, you have to go sit in your home state for exactly as long as you served–you can’t go anywhere else, and you can’t have any contact with anyone in government. Drones will be monitoring your communications, so don’t get cute.

    Chuck Hagel’s been teaching real college students since he left the Senate! Under my rule, he’d be quarantined in Nebraska until at least 2021.

  2. DamnCat says:

    Obama sees no difference between American citizens and anyone else.

    He doesn’t object with illegal aliens living here because he sees them as no different from Americans.

    Likewise, Obama doesn’t object to killing Americans without due process because he sees them as no different from anyone else he wants to kill.

  3. Son of Bob says:

    Damncat, I’d disagree. Obama has a special kind of hatred for Americans, and all things American.

  4. Jimmy says:

    “Now I’m much closer to Homer Simpson’s age.”

    So, there are several things you should check now before it’s too late: (1) belly bulges; (2) bald spots; and (3) a fondness for donuts.

  5. Dohtimes says:

    A lobbyist is generally someone scuzzy enough to have dealings with a politician and not be any more or less scuzzy afterwards.

  6. silaS marreD says:

    Now that Mr. T has joined Twitter and posted a message imploring us to “Tweet your mother right!”, I am having to seriously re-evaluate my long-held belief in the stupidity and gayness of Twitter. Progress!

  7. CTCompromise says:

    I’m pretty sure that in order to become a lobbyist you must be on the blacklist of every casino in Las Vegas as a cheat….Although, once you ARE a lobbyist they will gladly “comp.” you the best suite.

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