Comments on: Random Thoughts: Drones, Waterboarding, and the Simpsons http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/random-thoughts-drones-waterboarding-and-the-simpsons/ Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. Sat, 25 May 2013 05:57:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: CTCompromise http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/random-thoughts-drones-waterboarding-and-the-simpsons/comment-page-1/#comment-414051 CTCompromise Wed, 06 Feb 2013 18:52:52 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35159#comment-414051 I’m pretty sure that in order to become a lobbyist you must be on the blacklist of every casino in Las Vegas as a cheat….Although, once you ARE a lobbyist they will gladly “comp.” you the best suite.

]]> By: silaS marreD http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/random-thoughts-drones-waterboarding-and-the-simpsons/comment-page-1/#comment-414037 silaS marreD Wed, 06 Feb 2013 18:43:56 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35159#comment-414037 Now that Mr. T has joined Twitter and posted a message imploring us to “Tweet your mother right!”, I am having to seriously re-evaluate my long-held belief in the stupidity and gayness of Twitter. Progress!

]]> By: Dohtimes http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/random-thoughts-drones-waterboarding-and-the-simpsons/comment-page-1/#comment-414022 Dohtimes Wed, 06 Feb 2013 18:35:37 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35159#comment-414022 A lobbyist is generally someone scuzzy enough to have dealings with a politician and not be any more or less scuzzy afterwards.

]]> By: Jimmy http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/random-thoughts-drones-waterboarding-and-the-simpsons/comment-page-1/#comment-413940 Jimmy Wed, 06 Feb 2013 17:42:26 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35159#comment-413940 “Now I’m much closer to Homer Simpson’s age.”

So, there are several things you should check now before it’s too late: (1) belly bulges; (2) bald spots; and (3) a fondness for donuts.

]]> By: Son of Bob http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/random-thoughts-drones-waterboarding-and-the-simpsons/comment-page-1/#comment-413821 Son of Bob Wed, 06 Feb 2013 16:47:41 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35159#comment-413821 Damncat, I’d disagree. Obama has a special kind of hatred for Americans, and all things American.

]]> By: DamnCat http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/random-thoughts-drones-waterboarding-and-the-simpsons/comment-page-1/#comment-413680 DamnCat Wed, 06 Feb 2013 14:53:44 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35159#comment-413680 Obama sees no difference between American citizens and anyone else.

He doesn’t object with illegal aliens living here because he sees them as no different from Americans.

Likewise, Obama doesn’t object to killing Americans without due process because he sees them as no different from anyone else he wants to kill.

]]> By: FredKey http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/random-thoughts-drones-waterboarding-and-the-simpsons/comment-page-1/#comment-413662 FredKey Wed, 06 Feb 2013 14:41:20 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35159#comment-413662 To be a highly paid lobbyist it helps to have been a member of Congress, or perhaps the president. So here’s my plan: a Constitutional amendment that says if you lose your seat in D.C. or retire, you have to go sit in your home state for exactly as long as you served–you can’t go anywhere else, and you can’t have any contact with anyone in government. Drones will be monitoring your communications, so don’t get cute.

Chuck Hagel’s been teaching real college students since he left the Senate! Under my rule, he’d be quarantined in Nebraska until at least 2021.

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