Random Thoughts: Hagel, Immigration Compromise, and Chirps

Immigration compromise conservatives would easily sign on to: For every illegal immigrant who stays, one white liberal is deported.

It’s not like we need a serious person for Secretary of Defense; when was the last time we were actually at war?

I have no interest in the Wii U right now, but I’ll probably get it years from now when the new HD Zelda comes out.

One of the Senators should shout at Hagel, “There’s a Jew RIGHT BEHIND YOU!” to see how he reacts.

But we’re still going to confirm Hagel, right? I mean, it’s not like we expect someone competent for an Obama nominee.

Is the smoke detector’s low battery chirp specially designed to be impossible to locate by sound?

Think we’re finally going to subscribe to HuluPlus. It was realizing they have Cosby Show and Community exclusively that did it.

Hagel sounds like kind of a jerk and a dummy… which I think would be par for most U.S. Senators.

When Hagel thought the mic was off, it caught him saying, “And I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling Jews!”

This is disappointing for the left, because they wanted a Secretary of Defense who would openly vow to destroy Israel.

So is Secretary of Defense like an entry-level government job?

I never liked Hagel, so now I’m kinda glad he got nominated because this is hilarious. I mean, if it weren’t for the nomination, he could have retried in peace without national humiliation.

So lax gun laws in other states than Illinois cause gun violence in Chicago but not in the states with the lax gun laws.

But guns are obviously the problem.

Is Markos really worth confronting anymore? It seems similar to burning down a strawman.

I can’t even imagine how in the world we managed to watch TV before we were able to pause it.

Really, when the phone would ring or someone was at the door… I can’t remember how we handled that when a favorite show was on.

Grand Theft Auto IV is pretty fun when you get past the tedium and the poor combat controls.

I know I’m very late to the game, but I really don’t see how IGN gave GTA4 a perfect 10.

Love how about half of column and blogging income gets eaten up in taxes. Makes me feel like a rich person paying that high a rate!

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  1. Really, when the phone would ring or someone was at the door… I can’t remember how we handled that when a favorite show was on.

    You ignore them. If you need an example of how to ignore watch your cat – he’s very good at it.

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  2. Subscribe to Hulu Plus? What, did you run out of Yahoo.com email address to sign for for free trials with?

    Seriously, though, I love Hulu Plus. That, along with Amazon Prime Instant Video and Netflix mean I always have something to watch. Unless the DSL goes down. Then, I’m in a fetal position until morning.

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  3. “I can’t even imagine how in the world we managed to watch TV before we were able to pause it.”

    …well, back in the day people had kids just so there was someone to get up and change the channel. Then they invented the “clicker” that changed them channels automatically…like magic.

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  4. “Really, when the phone would ring or someone was at the door… I can’t remember how we handled that when a favorite show was on.”

    Worse, I remember when my son’s friends would call the house after we all went to bed and I had fallen asleep.

    I handled that as well as I could as a single parent: I read the friggin’ riot act to the teenager over the phone.

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