Random Thoughts: Love, Water, and Candy Hearts
Have they confirmed Dorner dead? Has any more information come out about the water Rubio drank?
The minimum wage is and always will be zero dollars an hour. Moron politicians will continue to make sure lots of people stay at minimum.
Know what would help the economy: Idiots in D.C. with no business experience coming up with arbitrary numbers they think wages should be.
Minimum wage for a business creator can actually be less than zero dollars per hour.
So we’re all basically in agreement that the water thing demonstrates a serious, disqualifying character flaw for Rubio, right?
Now when Rubio talks about the dangers of government spending, everyone is just going to roll their eyes and say, “Whatever, water-drinker.”
My favorite part of the State of the Union address was when Christopher Dorner burned to death.
So will the water drinking thing will have more or less an effect on Rubio’s career than Ted Kennedy drowning a woman and fleeing the scene?
I’m predicting in the future leftwingers will wave water bottles at Rubio and think they’re making a point.
Candy hearts are basically just chalk and sugar, right?
I hope drinking coffee isn’t a career-ender or I do nothing but end careers all day.
My wife tells me I’m supposed to drink six ended careers a day, but that just seems like a lot of careers to end.
HOLD ME LIKE YOU DID BY THE LAKE ON NABOO #CandyHeartsRejects
YOU DID’T BUILD THAT #CandyHeartRejects
TAKE WITH ALCOHOL #CandyHeartRejects
I DIDN’T KILL MY WIFE #CandyHeartRejects
I AM RESIGNING AS POPE #CandyHeartRejects
NOT EDIBLE #CandyHeartRejects
MATH CLASS IS TOUGH #CandyHeartRejects
THIS IS MY ONLY WAY TO COMMUNICATE THE HORRORS OF CHINESE SLAVE LABOR #CandyHeartRejects
DICK MORRIS PREDICTS OUR LOVE WILL LAST #CandyHeartRejects
“To break up the gameplay a bit, why don’t you add an escort mission.” -Satan
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February 14th, 2013 at 9:46 am
SARAH + AL JAZEERA #CandyHeartRejects
UR ♥ (ACTUAL SIZE) #CandyHeartRejects
I ♥ EWE #CandyHeartRejects
February 14th, 2013 at 9:47 am
Speaking of water, Frank, they say that coffee dehydrates you. But where does all that coffee water go?
For me, it just builds up until you pee like a Rubio all day long.
February 14th, 2013 at 9:51 am
AIN’T BACON #CandyHeartRejects
I’M NOT A MONSTER, I HAVE THE HEART OF SMALL CHILD… (I keep it in my desk drawer) #GiantCandyHeartRejects
ADDS JUNK TO TRUNK #CandyHeartRejects
February 14th, 2013 at 9:56 am
NO, IT DOESN’T MAKE YOUR BUTT LOOK FAT. YOUR BUTT *IS* FAT #CandyHeartRejects
February 14th, 2013 at 9:59 am
TINGLES LADY PARTS #CandyHeartRejects
February 14th, 2013 at 10:04 am
“Candy hearts are basically just chalk and sugar, right?”
Bone meal and earwig honey, actually.
February 14th, 2013 at 10:04 am
Remember when you were in grade school and everyone passed-out Valentines? And you HAD to give EVERYONE a Valentine? And you took up class time to do it?
I hated that.
February 14th, 2013 at 10:49 am
Be My Victim #CandyHeartRejects
February 14th, 2013 at 11:05 am
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN #CandyHeartRejects
February 14th, 2013 at 11:08 am
DORNER ♥ PIERS #CandyHeartRejects
NUKE ME TO THE MOON #CandyHeartRejects
CHAIN ME TO YOUR RADIATOR #CandyHeartRejects
February 14th, 2013 at 11:30 am
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February 14th, 2013 at 11:45 am
So that’s where game developers got the idea! That makes total sense.
That takes me back to about 1998 playing Goldeneye. I still hate Natalya with a passion. DON’T WALK IN FRONT OF ME WHEN I’M SHOOTING BAD GUYS!!!
February 14th, 2013 at 12:51 pm
“So we’re all basically in agreement that the water thing demonstrates a serious, disqualifying character flaw for Rubio, right?”
Rubio took a drink of water during a speech.
Obama keeps having flies land on his face during speeches.
I only find one of those things disturbing.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:12 pm
COME RIDE IN MY PANEL VAN #CandyHeartRejects
STALKING YOU IS LOVING YOU #CandyHeartRejects
THIS IS A ROOFIE #CandyHeartRejects
SCHOOL JANITOR LUVS U #CandyHeartRejects
February 14th, 2013 at 2:03 pm
@#14 – Come ride in my panel van —- LOL ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
February 14th, 2013 at 2:28 pm
WALK WITH ME, STALK WITH ME #CandyHeartRejects
February 14th, 2013 at 3:44 pm
Hello. My name is Carolyn and I’m an aquaholic.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:48 pm
…I’ve been dehydrated for three months.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:01 pm
Perhaps Rubio will start a new craze in D.C. SOBRIETY!
It could even lead to secondary effects: the ability to think logically, the ability to say NO to new spending, requiring every Hippie who insiste on Zero population growth to first sterilize themselves and all offspring, tell Occupiers to get a job, prosecuting criminals, admitting when they should quit before embarrassing themselves, Hanging Socialists!
February 14th, 2013 at 5:45 pm
…At least Rubio wasn’t “drinking the juice”.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:47 pm
I CAN SEE YOU #CandyHeartRejects
February 14th, 2013 at 5:48 pm
I KNOW……#CandyHeartRejects
February 14th, 2013 at 5:49 pm
MY LAWYER WILL CALL..#CandyHeartRejects
February 14th, 2013 at 5:49 pm
NICE BOOTY #CandyHeartRejects
February 14th, 2013 at 5:50 pm
IS THAT REAL? #CandyHeartRejects
February 14th, 2013 at 5:51 pm
HOW MUCH U WORTH? #CandyHeartRejects
February 14th, 2013 at 7:44 pm
R U 18 YET? #CandyHeartRejects
R THOZ REAL? #CandyHeartRejects
TEACHER-STUDENT LUV#CandyHeartRejects
U TOUCH ME THERE #CandyHeartRejects
SANDOZ LABS #CandyHeartRejects
COCA PURA #CandyHeartRejects
February 14th, 2013 at 8:27 pm
NAMBLA CK US OUT #CandyHeartRejects
February 14th, 2013 at 10:24 pm
LITTLE BLUE FRIEND #CandyHeartRejects