Random Thoughts: Love, Water, and Candy Hearts

Posted on February 14, 2013 9:30 am

Have they confirmed Dorner dead? Has any more information come out about the water Rubio drank?

The minimum wage is and always will be zero dollars an hour. Moron politicians will continue to make sure lots of people stay at minimum.

Know what would help the economy: Idiots in D.C. with no business experience coming up with arbitrary numbers they think wages should be.

Minimum wage for a business creator can actually be less than zero dollars per hour.

So we’re all basically in agreement that the water thing demonstrates a serious, disqualifying character flaw for Rubio, right?

Now when Rubio talks about the dangers of government spending, everyone is just going to roll their eyes and say, “Whatever, water-drinker.”

My favorite part of the State of the Union address was when Christopher Dorner burned to death.

So will the water drinking thing will have more or less an effect on Rubio’s career than Ted Kennedy drowning a woman and fleeing the scene?

I’m predicting in the future leftwingers will wave water bottles at Rubio and think they’re making a point.

Candy hearts are basically just chalk and sugar, right?

I hope drinking coffee isn’t a career-ender or I do nothing but end careers all day.

My wife tells me I’m supposed to drink six ended careers a day, but that just seems like a lot of careers to end.

HOLD ME LIKE YOU DID BY THE LAKE ON NABOO #CandyHeartsRejects

YOU DID’T BUILD THAT #CandyHeartRejects

TAKE WITH ALCOHOL #CandyHeartRejects

I DIDN’T KILL MY WIFE #CandyHeartRejects

I AM RESIGNING AS POPE #CandyHeartRejects

NOT EDIBLE #CandyHeartRejects

MATH CLASS IS TOUGH #CandyHeartRejects

THIS IS MY ONLY WAY TO COMMUNICATE THE HORRORS OF CHINESE SLAVE LABOR #CandyHeartRejects

DICK MORRIS PREDICTS OUR LOVE WILL LAST #CandyHeartRejects

“To break up the gameplay a bit, why don’t you add an escort mission.” -Satan

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29 Responses to “Random Thoughts: Love, Water, and Candy Hearts”

  1. DamnCat says:

    SARAH + AL JAZEERA #CandyHeartRejects

    UR (ACTUAL SIZE) #CandyHeartRejects

    I EWE #CandyHeartRejects

  2. Jimmy says:

    Speaking of water, Frank, they say that coffee dehydrates you. But where does all that coffee water go?

    For me, it just builds up until you pee like a Rubio all day long.

  3. rodney dill says:

    AIN’T BACON #CandyHeartRejects

    I’M NOT A MONSTER, I HAVE THE HEART OF SMALL CHILD… (I keep it in my desk drawer) #GiantCandyHeartRejects

    ADDS JUNK TO TRUNK #CandyHeartRejects

  4. Jimmy says:

    NO, IT DOESN’T MAKE YOUR BUTT LOOK FAT. YOUR BUTT *IS* FAT #CandyHeartRejects

  5. rodney dill says:

    TINGLES LADY PARTS #CandyHeartRejects

  6. Harvey says:

    “Candy hearts are basically just chalk and sugar, right?”

    Bone meal and earwig honey, actually.

  7. Jimmy says:

    Remember when you were in grade school and everyone passed-out Valentines? And you HAD to give EVERYONE a Valentine? And you took up class time to do it?

    I hated that.

  8. spacemonkey says:

    Be My Victim #CandyHeartRejects

  9. Rusty says:

    IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN #CandyHeartRejects

  10. FredKey says:

    DORNER ♥ PIERS #CandyHeartRejects

    NUKE ME TO THE MOON #CandyHeartRejects

    CHAIN ME TO YOUR RADIATOR #CandyHeartRejects

  11. DamnCat says:

    FredKey says:
    NUKE ME TO THE MOON #CandyHeartRejects

    ~~~

  12. Ernie Loco says:

    “To break up the gameplay a bit, why don’t you add an escort mission.” -Satan

    So that’s where game developers got the idea! That makes total sense.

    That takes me back to about 1998 playing Goldeneye. I still hate Natalya with a passion. DON’T WALK IN FRONT OF ME WHEN I’M SHOOTING BAD GUYS!!!

  13. Son of Bob says:

    “So we’re all basically in agreement that the water thing demonstrates a serious, disqualifying character flaw for Rubio, right?”

    Rubio took a drink of water during a speech.
    Obama keeps having flies land on his face during speeches.
    I only find one of those things disturbing.

  14. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    COME RIDE IN MY PANEL VAN #CandyHeartRejects

    STALKING YOU IS LOVING YOU #CandyHeartRejects

    THIS IS A ROOFIE #CandyHeartRejects

    SCHOOL JANITOR LUVS U #CandyHeartRejects

  15. rodney dill says:

    @#14 – Come ride in my panel van —- LOL ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  16. Jimmy says:

    WALK WITH ME, STALK WITH ME #CandyHeartRejects

  17. CarolyntheMommy says:

    Hello. My name is Carolyn and I’m an aquaholic.

  18. DamnCat says:

    …I’ve been dehydrated for three months.

  19. Writer says:

    Perhaps Rubio will start a new craze in D.C. SOBRIETY!

    It could even lead to secondary effects: the ability to think logically, the ability to say NO to new spending, requiring every Hippie who insiste on Zero population growth to first sterilize themselves and all offspring, tell Occupiers to get a job, prosecuting criminals, admitting when they should quit before embarrassing themselves, Hanging Socialists!

  20. CTCompromise says:

    …At least Rubio wasn’t “drinking the juice”.

  21. CTCompromise says:

    I CAN SEE YOU #CandyHeartRejects

  22. CTCompromise says:

    I KNOW……#CandyHeartRejects

  23. CTCompromise says:

    MY LAWYER WILL CALL..#CandyHeartRejects

  24. CTCompromise says:

    NICE BOOTY #CandyHeartRejects

  25. CTCompromise says:

    IS THAT REAL? #CandyHeartRejects

  26. CTCompromise says:

    HOW MUCH U WORTH? #CandyHeartRejects

  27. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    R U 18 YET? #CandyHeartRejects

    R THOZ REAL? #CandyHeartRejects

    TEACHER-STUDENT LUV#CandyHeartRejects

    U TOUCH ME THERE #CandyHeartRejects

    SANDOZ LABS #CandyHeartRejects

    COCA PURA #CandyHeartRejects

  28. CTCompromise says:

    NAMBLA CK US OUT #CandyHeartRejects

  29. rodney dill says:

    LITTLE BLUE FRIEND #CandyHeartRejects