Random Thoughts: Please Don’t Blow Us Up, Obama

Posted on February 7, 2013 9:37 am

Isn’t “the only defense for a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun” basically the premise for every Hollywood action movie?

Well, I guess sometimes it’s “the only defense against a bad guy with kung fu is a good guy with kung fu.”

In America, the president isn’t supposed to be like a dad. He’s supposed to be like a butler we order to do the things we don’t want to.

The president isn’t the leader of the country; he’s the leader of the least part of the country: the government. He’s king of the idiots.

Being able to kill people without due process using drones is Obama’s main plan for making Obamacare solvent.

So Palin was wrong about the “death panels”; Obama has determined he has no need of panels to determine who will die.

For women, Obama wants equal pay, access to birth control, and to be able to blow them up when he deems necessary.

I am excited/apprehensive about the premiere of the new season of Community tonight.

The problem with Reagan is conservatives expecting a politician to swoop in and save them, sort of like the left looking for a new FDR.

Politicians aren’t the solution to our problems; politicians are the problem.

If Obama is our dad, maybe he’ll go to the store to get cigarettes and never come back.

Does the younger generation not know who Mr. T is? For the sake of the country, I hope that’s not true.

Maybe you shouldn’t be so quick to label everyone you disagree with a “hate group.”

It’s a Game of Drones and Obama is Joffery.

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5 Responses to “Random Thoughts: Please Don’t Blow Us Up, Obama”

  1. HokieGomer says:

    For women, Obama wants equal pay, access to birth control, and to be able to blow them up when he deems necessary.

    Well, finally there is something that I can say that I agree with Barry about, at least that last part.

    [[[ducks]]]

  2. FredKey says:

    Our well-remunerated educators teaching children about Mr. T?

    I PITY THE SCHOOLS!

  3. Ernie Loco says:

    It’s a Game of Drones and Obama is Joffery.

    That’s actually a perfect analogy. Just like Joffery, Obama is whiny, petulant, cruel, incompetent, and a poor leader.

  4. CTCompromise says:

    “In America, the president isn’t supposed to be like a dad. He’s supposed to be like a butler we order to do the things we don’t want to”

    No, it’s more like he is a butler we order to keep out the “visitors” we don’t want to see come through our door. He is Jeeves and we are Bertie Wooster.

  5. RAML says:

    It’s a Game of Drones and Obama is Joffery.

    I have not a clue what this means. Please help.

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