Random Thoughts: Self-Defense, Guns, and Sequestration

Posted on February 20, 2013 9:15 am

We can’t have women shooting rapists; if that happened, we’d never have had Bill Clinton as president.

If Dems introduce a bill to keep women from being able to use a gun defend against rapists, they should call it the Kennedy Protection Act.

People mistook the left getting angry about Republicans talking about rape to mean that the left are against rape.

If I say, “I feel your pain,” that means I just headbutted you.

“You’ll just hurt yourself with that gun, little girl. Here, have a whistle.”

You could literally train a dog to do most of the work of a congressman; why are we looking at Sanford when any appealing idiot would do?

Republicans are trying to put the blame of sequester on Obama which isn’t fair as he is one of the most impotent presidents we’ve ever had.

If you take gun advice from Joe Biden you should not have a gun.

If sequestration goes through, we’re going to have disgruntled, newly unemployed predator drones flying about.

#LiberalTips2AvoidRape If you get raped, it’s your fault for not blowing your whistle hard enough.

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11 Responses to “Random Thoughts: Self-Defense, Guns, and Sequestration”

  1. FredKey says:

    Obama: “Nice country you have here. A shame if something were to happen to it. Too bad about the sequestration.”

    Obama: “Give me more money or I turn the Mexicans loose on you!”

    Obama: “I could cut all those phony baloney green jobs and government pork projects…but I’d rather tell you I’m taking the ambulances away.”

  2. jw says:

    good is a gun control is a tight grouping. so Biden advocates shotguns

  3. jw says:

    well, i sure typo’d that. “good gun control is…”

  4. Jimmy says:

    You may have choked, jw.

  5. zzyzx says:

    I’m surprised Biden didn’t advise blowing on a double-barrel whistle: “I said, ‘Jill, if there’s ever a problem, just walk out on the balcony here, walk out and put that double-barrel whistle to your lips and fire two blasts outside the house. If that doesn’t frighten the intruder away, I’m sure a few well placed shots from our Secret Service security detail will.”

  6. Dohtimes says:

    Joe Biden: When my wife is getting raped she just goes outside and fires her shotgun into the air? I tell her not to shoot into the empty air until she hears the rustle of a burglar in the bushes? A man is killing our kids with an axe so grab the shotgun and run to the nearest exit? Well duhhhhh, our right to keep and bear pop-guns for self defense and hunting shall not be given away without a loud noise being made.

  7. Crabby Old Bat says:

    LiberalTips2AvoidRape If you get raped, it’s your fault for not blowing your whistle hard enough.

    And for straying out of the rape-free zone. Crazy unpredictable female.

  8. seanmahair says:

    I guess women should just “whistle while they’re raped”? (sung to the tune of “Whistle While You Work”-it’s offensive but funny at the same time-thanks Glen)

  9. Oppo says:

    … or, from the movie Pinocchio:

    “When you get in trouble
    and you don`t know [Reid] from wrong,
    give [the women] a little whistle!”

    – sung by Jiminy Carter, I guess.

  10. CarolyntheMommy says:

    I’M SO OFFENDED BY THIS! WE’RE KEEPING THIS STORY IN THE HEADLINES UNTIL THIS MAN IS OUTCAST AND RESIGNS!! – said by no liberal anywhere.

  11. CarolyntheMommy says:

    Dear Democrats:

    I hearby declare DC a liberal-free zone.

    Are they packing yet?

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