Comments on: Random Thoughts: Self-Defense, Guns, and Sequestration

By: CarolyntheMommy

CarolyntheMommy — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 03:24:44 +0000

Dear Democrats:

I hearby declare DC a liberal-free zone.

Are they packing yet?

By: CarolyntheMommy

CarolyntheMommy — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 03:22:45 +0000

I’M SO OFFENDED BY THIS! WE’RE KEEPING THIS STORY IN THE HEADLINES UNTIL THIS MAN IS OUTCAST AND RESIGNS!! – said by no liberal anywhere.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 03:10:17 +0000

… or, from the movie Pinocchio:

“When you get in trouble
and you don`t know [Reid] from wrong,
give [the women] a little whistle!”

- sung by Jiminy Carter, I guess.

By: seanmahair

seanmahair — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 02:56:57 +0000

I guess women should just “whistle while they’re raped”? (sung to the tune of “Whistle While You Work”-it’s offensive but funny at the same time-thanks Glen)

By: Crabby Old Bat

Crabby Old Bat — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 17:59:38 +0000

LiberalTips2AvoidRape If you get raped, it’s your fault for not blowing your whistle hard enough.

And for straying out of the rape-free zone. Crazy unpredictable female.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 17:16:21 +0000

Joe Biden: When my wife is getting raped she just goes outside and fires her shotgun into the air? I tell her not to shoot into the empty air until she hears the rustle of a burglar in the bushes? A man is killing our kids with an axe so grab the shotgun and run to the nearest exit? Well duhhhhh, our right to keep and bear pop-guns for self defense and hunting shall not be given away without a loud noise being made.

By: zzyzx

zzyzx — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 16:09:25 +0000

I’m surprised Biden didn’t advise blowing on a double-barrel whistle: “I said, ‘Jill, if there’s ever a problem, just walk out on the balcony here, walk out and put that double-barrel whistle to your lips and fire two blasts outside the house. If that doesn’t frighten the intruder away, I’m sure a few well placed shots from our Secret Service security detail will.”

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 16:01:28 +0000

You may have choked, jw.

By: jw

jw — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 15:55:52 +0000

well, i sure typo’d that. “good gun control is…”

By: jw

jw — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 15:33:57 +0000

good is a gun control is a tight grouping. so Biden advocates shotguns

By: FredKey

FredKey — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 14:49:50 +0000

Obama: “Nice country you have here. A shame if something were to happen to it. Too bad about the sequestration.”

Obama: “Give me more money or I turn the Mexicans loose on you!”

Obama: “I could cut all those phony baloney green jobs and government pork projects…but I’d rather tell you I’m taking the ambulances away.”