Before commenting, ask yourself, “Am I just stating out loud what the joke heavily implies thus ruining the internet for everyone?”
“Why am I talking about business? I’ve never run one. Why don’t you explain to me how the economy works.” #ThingsYouWillNeverHearObamaSay
“Come to think of it, there is no plausible scenario in which raising taxes creates jobs.” #ThingsYouWillNeverHearObamaSay
If we want to preserve marriage as a religious institution, we need to divorce it from the state which will never stopping messing with it.
Separation of church and state is more important as a protection of the church than of the state.
What is it we want from the state with marriage? A blessing or a suite of legal contracts?
Just take the word marriage out of it. Make a suite of legal contacts available to consenting adults to sign in front of a lawyer.
Or group of adults to sign together. Let’s just head off that controversy now.
There’s no such thing as too dumb to be the Secretary of Defense.
The most popular bigotry these days is dismissing anyone who disagrees with you on a political issue as a bigot.
I forgot to ask: Did Seth McFarlane do funny voices during the Oscars? And what’s an “Argo”?