Comments on: Scientists Declare Earth Uninhabitable

By: Wombat

Wombat — Sat, 02 Feb 2013 21:08:21 +0000

It’s about time we get a Secretary of Defense that is willing to pursue important things like adding dinosaurs with rocket launchers to our arsenal.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Sat, 02 Feb 2013 03:59:18 +0000

@ 9. FredKey : Because they depend on grants from the government, so they are basically government employees!

By: FredKey

FredKey — Sat, 02 Feb 2013 03:16:25 +0000

Why do some of these scientists always seem to be in danger of disappearing up their own existence?

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Sat, 02 Feb 2013 00:14:14 +0000

….and bumble bees can’t fly….Gotta’ love Science!

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Sat, 02 Feb 2013 00:10:10 +0000

They must have meant inhabitable by “intelligent life,” in which case watching just one hour of MSNBC can make one tend to agree.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Fri, 01 Feb 2013 23:29:43 +0000

“I mean, I have plans — with lots of cool drawings of us using lasers to shoot aliens.”

Prove it! Show us the drawings!

By: silaS marreD

silaS marreD — Fri, 01 Feb 2013 22:26:53 +0000

Second act: “Secretary” sounds too girly; come up with a better title than that.

By: silaS marreD

silaS marreD — Fri, 01 Feb 2013 22:26:37 +0000

First act as Secretary of Defense: rename the job title back to “Secretary of War” like it was until 1949.

By: CCO

CCO — Fri, 01 Feb 2013 21:45:29 +0000

Umm, I think they wrote “nearly” as in “new definition kicks the Earth’s orbit nearly out.” I guess somebody needed a headline; but it does bring the whole “global warming” thing into a new light. I want to call it “global thawing” since you see stories about glaciers retreating and revealing where villages had been; and the fact that Greenland’s name made sense when it was given.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Fri, 01 Feb 2013 20:44:23 +0000

Frank adheres to Papa Bear diplomacy.

By: Apostic

Apostic — Fri, 01 Feb 2013 20:10:28 +0000

Does this means when we resettle, we have to look out for bears?