Shoot Them All and Cut Them Up Into Little Pieces

Posted on February 10, 2013 3:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Living in Wisconsin, I’ve had my share of encounters with deer on the road.

Don’t get me wrong, hunters, I understand you want to maintain a certain herd size so that you can go hunting every year, but to me, deer are just mobile road-hazards.

If it were up to me, I’d call for those Hoofed Rats of Unusual Size to be hunted to extinction in one year, never to plague mankind again.

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13 Responses to “Shoot Them All and Cut Them Up Into Little Pieces”

  1. Jimmy says:

    I’ve lost count of the near misses on the road where I live.

    But, also, I feel the same way about raccoons. Kill them all. Quietly.

  2. Oppo says:


  3. Oppo says:

    SUV: Weapon of mass doe-struction

  4. Oppo says:

    mmm…. venison on the grill. Of a Peterbilt.

  5. Doug says:

    Oh, deer!!

  6. Jimmy says:

    Lions and tigers and bears deer, oh my!

  7. Mike in OH says:

    @#1 Jimmy, my little girl was the typical “Daddy don’t kill the cute raccoon!” type, as most little girls are. Until the day that a raccoon killed three of her prized young chickens. Daddy was given, in no uncertain terms and using language that made Daddy secretly proud, carte blanche to execute every &$@@$?!!$& one of them, with extreme prejudice. License to kill. Daddy happily complied. Quietly.

  8. Jose Chupacabra says:

    Hunting Bambi with a 45-120? Damn, somebody isn’t interested in having anything left for dinner.

    Racoons lost their aww cute status when I had to pay the vet nearly $1000 to put the dog back together. I like the EZ-100 tanning kit, two of those raccoons now decorate my desk at work.

  9. Joey says:

    If you haven’t seen Louis CK’s bit about deer, you must. Try looking up “Deer Suck”

  10. Basil says:

    With all the driving I’ve done over the years, I’ve never hit a deer. I did have one hit me, though. Came bounding out of the woods, jumped a fence, and ran smack dab into the front passenger door on my car. Sh*t all over the side if the car. Then, got up an ran back into the woods. I hope the SOB died.

  11. storm1911 says:

    No 8… Years ago I took my best friend deer hunting on doe days. He used a Marlin in 45-70. The results ae as you described.

    10…. An in-law just two years ago was rammed by a deer while riding his Harley on the Blue Ridge Parkway. He was in the hospital six months. A deer is nothing to fool with.

  12. Critter says:

    I try to do my part every year to populate my freezer with tasty deer pieces.

  13. Crabby Old Bat says:

    ~~~~~ to Oppo #2.

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