Comments on: Shortage! http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/shortage/ Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. Wed, 22 May 2013 14:50:40 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: zzyzx http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/shortage/comment-page-1/#comment-407624 zzyzx Sat, 02 Feb 2013 14:47:14 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=34877#comment-407624 Yes.

]]> By: CTCompromise http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/shortage/comment-page-1/#comment-406944 CTCompromise Sat, 02 Feb 2013 03:56:37 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=34877#comment-406944 Let me guess…we are still paying Farm Subsidies to the corn growers as we pay higher prices for everything that depends on corn, yes?

]]> By: seanmahair http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/shortage/comment-page-1/#comment-406919 seanmahair Sat, 02 Feb 2013 03:42:32 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=34877#comment-406919 Or if they didn’t make corn into fuel that will insure you have a couple of thousand pounds paper weight.

]]> By: Jimmy http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/shortage/comment-page-1/#comment-406619 Jimmy Fri, 01 Feb 2013 23:34:12 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=34877#comment-406619 People eat chicken wings during the Super Bowl? Is this a national custom that I missed or something?

]]> By: NoMoBama http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/shortage/comment-page-1/#comment-406547 NoMoBama Fri, 01 Feb 2013 22:42:15 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=34877#comment-406547 How many chickens are on this council and how do we know they aren’t cooking the books?

]]> By: Writer http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/shortage/comment-page-1/#comment-406537 Writer Fri, 01 Feb 2013 22:34:20 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=34877#comment-406537 Chicken prices going up because of the corn shortage?

This is not news.
Beef and Pork already went up for the same reason.

]]> By: plentyobailouts http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/shortage/comment-page-1/#comment-406484 plentyobailouts Fri, 01 Feb 2013 21:58:14 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=34877#comment-406484 Somewhere a homeless parasite is thinking of strangling a lying-treehugging-sociopath-massmurderer with a cornstalk and a chicken bone because there will be no hot wings in the dumpster behind the Shakey’s.

Someone said there was a big sporting event this week. But there can’t be its not October.

If there is a popular sporting event, maybe the gun stores won’t be so crowded.

]]> By: Harvey http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/shortage/comment-page-1/#comment-406473 Harvey Fri, 01 Feb 2013 21:48:52 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=34877#comment-406473 @3 – No, my chemistry teacher is fine.

In the punchline I was using the 2nd definition of alcohol: “intoxicating liquor containing alcohol”.

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/alcohol

]]> By: CCO http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/shortage/comment-page-1/#comment-406463 CCO Fri, 01 Feb 2013 21:39:42 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=34877#comment-406463 Your high school chemistry teacher is pounding a desk, with their head. Ethanol is the “good” kind since it’s not as poisonous as methanol, which can be made from corn stalks not corn kernels.

]]> By: hwuu http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/shortage/comment-page-1/#comment-406448 hwuu Fri, 01 Feb 2013 21:29:43 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=34877#comment-406448 My wing consumption goes up if I add good alcohol.

]]> By: CTCompromise http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/shortage/comment-page-1/#comment-406435 CTCompromise Fri, 01 Feb 2013 21:18:21 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=34877#comment-406435 Looks like they’re learning something from the gas industry…Whenever a holiday approaches, claim a shortage and raise the prices.

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