Soap: For Real Men

Posted on February 6, 2013 8:00 pm

Other scents include:

* Baseball glove

* Bonfire

* Cash

* Urinal mint

and many more.

Not yet available:

* Glenlivet 21

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15 Responses to “Soap: For Real Men”

  1. Jimmy says:

    Harvey, they actually have “Republican Scented Soap.”

    I’ll have to think about that for awhile.

    Okay, one hint of that McCain RINO smell and I would not be a happy camper.

  2. Oppo says:

    I almost bought that bacon soap – – – boy, did I have egg on my face!

  3. Oppo says:

    “Bought that stuff. Smelled nice, but sizzled down to nothin;.”

  4. CTCompromise says:

    By the label, I see that this soap got “Up Twinkles”…which is surprising because I didn’t think the Occupy crowd recognized soap.

  5. Oppo says:

    Bonfire soap . . . the bonfire on the vanity.

  6. CTCompromise says:

    I heard they are also experimenting with:

    * Ferrari Leather

    * Black Powder

    * Martini, shaken not stirred

    * Firehouse Chili

    * “Police Special”

    * TSA Agent (because they apparently “Man Hand” the most)

    * And the last is a tie between Hillary and Janet

  7. alexchris says:

    Do they have a freshly fired gunpowder scent?

  8. zzyzx says:

    Urinal mint?

  9. Rayfan87 says:

    What about napalm? I love the smell if napalm, especially in the morning.

  10. Writer says:

    What about yesterday’s Chanel on the pillow?

  11. Oppo says:

    @8 zzyzx: Urinal mint?

    … not to encourage any law-breaking, but if that’s the way you wanted to smell, aren’t there a lot of free ones available, rather than paying for the soap?

    … doesn’t take a whiz to figure that out…

  12. hwuu says:

    My hands already smell like bacon, that’s why I need the soap.

  13. CarolyntheMommy says:

    Okay, but you’re taking your chances around a non-neutered dog

  14. Mrs. Campbell says:

    I don’t know . . . they have red wine, margarita, nag champa (incense), and democrat . . .

  15. Harvey says:

    @14 – I suppose they could’ve put that in it’s own store: “Girlie-Man Hands”

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