I’m crossing my fingers that Obama is going to be inspired by the pope, but instead of resigning for reasons of health, it will be for reasons of stupidity and uselessness.
It’s expected that Obama will announce a bunch of stuff he intends to try and do, and that will be the problem because he’s an idiot and everything he does just makes the country and our economy worse. If he ever actually learns, then he’ll stop trying to do anything and just get out of everyone’s way. I really hope people learn from his presidency and in the future have presidents we never ever see or hear from because they’re doing their thing and we’re doing ours (I describe exactly how a president should be in How to Fix Everything in America Forever if you haven’t read that yet).
Of course, Obama’s excuse for being a failure during his campaign was that the Republicans blocked him, and those same Republicans are still here and it seems very unlikely they’ll lose their majority in 2014, so if Obama were honest, all he’d pledge to do tonight is whine about Republicans for four more years. That’s a promise he’ll actually keep.