Comments on: State of the Union Tonight

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 06:27:47 +0000

@14 4OF7 : Gotcha’ beat…whenev the pres speaks (hic) I down a shot evrtime he says “I”…. us’lly run out of booze bfore tha speech ends. “scuse me…I’m gonna’ be sick—from tha speech, not tha booze.

By: 4of7

4of7 — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 06:19:23 +0000

Sory, two drinkto comment 2nitght… playd a drinking game durng that speeech – toooka shot evry time i hrd to word “”investment” … end of strory . Sooorry. (hick!)

By: Carpenter

Carpenter — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 00:16:32 +0000

there is only 1 possible good outcome at tonights event.

Someone (I think you know who) needs to be arrested by the US Military for Election Fraud, Treason and Conspiracy to Commit Communism. Short of that I don’t care. I mean the guy is supposedly the President of a country that does even exist anymore. He is the so-called defender of a Constitution that has been used as toilet paper by the Liberals for decades. Is it any wonder why the USA is so screwed up?

By: NoMoBama

NoMoBama — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 22:12:52 +0000

*and isn’t it nice to know that the Department of Agriculture, is “pleased” that 1/3 of the country is living in alleged “poverty”? When it gets up to 2/3 they’re going to be ecstatic!

By: NoMoBama

NoMoBama — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 22:09:43 +0000

http://news.yahoo.com/how-to-watch-obama%E2%80%99s-state-of-the-union-address-173133037.html#

If you read the comments, it’s really really hard to understand how this clown got reelected other than by pure fraud. I’d say they’re 90% anti Obama.

Best one i saw:
The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever.
– Meanwhile, the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture, asks us to “Please Do Not Feed the Animals” because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves.

By: FredKey

FredKey — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 21:21:21 +0000

Would rather watch the State of the Urinal Address.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 21:14:59 +0000

Unless he is giving the State of the Unicorn address his acolytes won’t bother listening to the words anyhow.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 20:48:22 +0000

This administration is a parody. It’ll be the State of the Onion address.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 19:16:25 +0000

The Republicans have sold lot more than a few letters, Just Some Guy. What’s left is like junk at a Saturday flee market.

By: Just Some Guy

Just Some Guy — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 18:57:28 +0000

Wow, I misspelled Republicans. Quick, think up another economics joke. “The recession is so bad the GOP had to sell a few letters to finance the next round of elections and are now just the Rublicans”

By: Just Some Guy

Just Some Guy — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 18:54:59 +0000

Thanks to inflation a whine just isn’t worth what it used to be. So Obama is actually going to need to promise at least 13% more whining about Rublicans if he wants to match his first term.

By: FredKey

FredKey — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 18:42:32 +0000

“Four years into this thing and folks are worse off now than they were when I took office. Why? Well… I ran out of gas. I… I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!”

By: Vaktatunnen

Vaktatunnen — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 18:34:23 +0000

And where’s my high-speed choo-choo? I gave up my freedom, my money, my self respect and my future, so I demand that high-speed choo-choo that I was promised a couple of years ago.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 18:28:14 +0000

Instead of “State of the Union,” we should rename it to “The Union of the State and My Wallet.”

By: Oppo

Oppo — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 18:15:35 +0000

“I’d accomplish a lot more if the Republicans wouldn’t block me. Which they probably will.”

Four More Eeyores! Four More Eeyores!