Comments on: Straight Line of the Day: After the Pope’s Resignation… http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-after-the-popes-resignation/ Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:40:18 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-after-the-popes-resignation/comment-page-2/#comment-419580 IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:50:35 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35394#comment-419580 [...] Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “After the Pope’s resignation…” [...]

]]> By: HokieGomer http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-after-the-popes-resignation/comment-page-2/#comment-419170 HokieGomer Wed, 13 Feb 2013 19:22:03 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35394#comment-419170 …he got new vanity plates…EX-POPE

]]> By: HokieGomer http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-after-the-popes-resignation/comment-page-2/#comment-418995 HokieGomer Wed, 13 Feb 2013 15:00:42 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35394#comment-418995 …he headed to the nearest bar to try out his new pickup line. “I was the Vicarius Christi, but I gave it all up for you…”

]]> By: rodney dill http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-after-the-popes-resignation/comment-page-2/#comment-418976 rodney dill Wed, 13 Feb 2013 14:06:29 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35394#comment-418976 …he became the next Dread Pirate Roberts.

]]> By: seanmahair http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-after-the-popes-resignation/comment-page-1/#comment-418803 seanmahair Wed, 13 Feb 2013 05:26:37 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35394#comment-418803 Obama got ready to take over the Vatican. Unfortunately for him his Muslim advisors found out and made him milk the goat all night long. (get you minds out of the gutter, I wrote milk the goat and I meant milk the goat …….Geesh)

]]> By: Writer http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-after-the-popes-resignation/comment-page-1/#comment-418677 Writer Tue, 12 Feb 2013 22:31:35 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35394#comment-418677 . . . he moved to the U. S. and became overseer of Notre Dame’s football coaches.

]]> By: Writer http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-after-the-popes-resignation/comment-page-1/#comment-418674 Writer Tue, 12 Feb 2013 22:28:20 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35394#comment-418674 He is going to start a BLOG: How to quit while your ahead

]]> By: Writer http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-after-the-popes-resignation/comment-page-1/#comment-418667 Writer Tue, 12 Feb 2013 22:21:20 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35394#comment-418667 . . . he is headed for an “around the world” Victory Tour as soon as he borrows Danny Thomas’ ring.

]]> By: Crabby Old Bat http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-after-the-popes-resignation/comment-page-1/#comment-418644 Crabby Old Bat Tue, 12 Feb 2013 22:02:35 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35394#comment-418644 David Burge (Iowahawk):
I’m tired of John Pauls. I say it’s time for Pope George Ringo.

]]> By: Crabby Old Bat http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-after-the-popes-resignation/comment-page-1/#comment-418631 Crabby Old Bat Tue, 12 Feb 2013 21:53:32 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35394#comment-418631 @Rodney Dill #3: That’s Jesu with a capital “J,” you godless pagan. Thanks for the hint on what to do for Lent this year, though. THWACK.

]]> By: Uncle Kevvie, That's Who http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-after-the-popes-resignation/comment-page-1/#comment-418629 Uncle Kevvie, That's Who Tue, 12 Feb 2013 21:51:33 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35394#comment-418629 1) He went out and got a front license plate that exclaims “Let Me tell you about All My Children”
[By the way it's going on a really tits-looking Alfa-Romeo]
2) “Oktoberfest, here I come…..”
3) No Lent this year, steak every day.
4) Anyone spouting ‘little boy’ jokes gets a beat-down……..
5) Finally,…. a little privacy.

]]> By: Oppo http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-after-the-popes-resignation/comment-page-1/#comment-418577 Oppo Tue, 12 Feb 2013 20:57:42 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35394#comment-418577 @32: “all of the Cardinals started using PEDs” – Dohtimes
You trying to get me double-secret excommunicated, by setting up a PED-ophile joke?

]]> By: Dohtimes http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-after-the-popes-resignation/comment-page-1/#comment-418572 Dohtimes Tue, 12 Feb 2013 20:49:12 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35394#comment-418572 …Obama reformed his Jobs Council because he could finally see the prospect of a real job being filled somewhere.

]]> By: DamnCat http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-after-the-popes-resignation/comment-page-1/#comment-418570 DamnCat Tue, 12 Feb 2013 20:47:42 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35394#comment-418570 …God will stop returning his phone calls.

]]> By: Iowa Jim http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-after-the-popes-resignation/comment-page-1/#comment-418540 Iowa Jim Tue, 12 Feb 2013 20:09:12 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35394#comment-418540 . . . the New York Times blamed it on the Tea Party.
. . . Kim Jong-un claimed that he was the Pope of North Korea.
. . . Biden started preparing “Pope and Change” posters for his 2016 campaign.

]]> By: Tau Dades http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-after-the-popes-resignation/comment-page-1/#comment-418527 Tau Dades Tue, 12 Feb 2013 19:54:42 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35394#comment-418527 … Obama invited him to go skeet shooting.

]]> By: DamnCat http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-after-the-popes-resignation/comment-page-1/#comment-418519 DamnCat Tue, 12 Feb 2013 19:42:43 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35394#comment-418519 …he’ll be able to wear tracksuits and velcro sneakers like every other 85 year old.

]]> By: Matt Musson http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-after-the-popes-resignation/comment-page-1/#comment-418496 Matt Musson Tue, 12 Feb 2013 19:14:06 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35394#comment-418496 Everyone at IMAO hoped that Obama would take the hint and resign as well!

]]> By: Bob in Feenicks http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-after-the-popes-resignation/comment-page-1/#comment-418488 Bob in Feenicks Tue, 12 Feb 2013 19:06:46 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35394#comment-418488 …Biden started getting fitted for robes and funny hats. He’s next in line, right?

]]> By: Jimmy http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-after-the-popes-resignation/comment-page-1/#comment-418462 Jimmy Tue, 12 Feb 2013 18:43:56 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35394#comment-418462 …he was asked if he thought he was going to heaven. “I don’t know,” said the Pope, “It’s up to The One,” he continued. “You mean Obama?” asked the person. “No, God, you dumb America-obsessed Obama worshiper!”

]]> By: Dohtimes http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-after-the-popes-resignation/comment-page-1/#comment-418455 Dohtimes Tue, 12 Feb 2013 18:38:45 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35394#comment-418455 …the NFL dropped their copyright lawsuit for the use of XVI.

…Nancy Pelosi said we don’t have a Pope problem, we have a can’t tax the Pope problem.

]]> By: Scott http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-after-the-popes-resignation/comment-page-1/#comment-418449 Scott Tue, 12 Feb 2013 18:33:47 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35394#comment-418449 …since he’s already “sort of a God,” Obama did a recess appointment for the next pope…

]]> By: Dohtimes http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-after-the-popes-resignation/comment-page-1/#comment-418447 Dohtimes Tue, 12 Feb 2013 18:32:45 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35394#comment-418447 …the Pope un-resigned long enough to excommunicate Oppo. :)

…all of the Cardinals started using PEDs.

]]> By: FormerHostage http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-after-the-popes-resignation/comment-page-1/#comment-418437 FormerHostage Tue, 12 Feb 2013 18:22:53 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35394#comment-418437 …he mooned in the direction of Mecca.

]]> By: FormerHostage http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-after-the-popes-resignation/comment-page-1/#comment-418432 FormerHostage Tue, 12 Feb 2013 18:20:54 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35394#comment-418432 …he got a Notre Dame tat and opened a burger joint just off campus.

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