Straight Line of the Day: As Part of the Plan to Boost CNN’s Ratings…

Posted on February 1, 2013 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

As part of the plan to boost CNN’s ratings…

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57 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: As Part of the Plan to Boost CNN’s Ratings…”

  1. Max says:

    Prime time will include an hour of lesbian oil wrestling. And I mean the good lesbian kind of oil wrestling…not the Rachel Maddow kind.

  2. CarolyntheMommy says:

    …. Both fans of Piers Morgan will stop playing video games in their mothers’ basements and tune in to watch.

    …. New show: Sumo wrestling with Candy Crowley!

    …. they’ll edit the ratings reports like NBC edits tape

  3. RAML says:

    They will sell there channel to some place in Japan for 24/7 anime.

  4. seanmahair says:

    They’re planning to have Hitlery host a new show……”It takes a village idiot to destroy a country”. She will have lots of personal stories and experience on this show.

  5. Dohtimes says:

    …hourly ratings reports with anchors holding loaded handguns.

    …they will stop fighting stalking charges against Anderson Cooper whenever he gets a viewer.

    …they will move studio to extinct volcano core and question guests while laser beam tracks ever closer to their groins.

  6. Manse says:

    They will show reruns of To Tell The Truth and hope to fool you.

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