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By: IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged!

IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 04:09:30 +0000

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By: Oppo

Oppo — Sun, 17 Feb 2013 13:40:11 +0000

“Wow – this community is now so organized, I can’t imagine what he can possibly do the next four years!”

By: Writer

Writer — Sun, 17 Feb 2013 02:06:43 +0000

The Seig Heil by all Democrats present brought tears to my eyes.

By: Writer

Writer — Sun, 17 Feb 2013 02:02:30 +0000

His call to reverse every cross in all Christian Churches was historic. His announcement that he would remain president through 2666 was idyllic enough to bring all reasonable people to tears.

Only a miserable racist and bitter gun clinger could object to his requirement that everyone get a universal I. D. card to be used for tracking purposes with all purchases.

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Sat, 16 Feb 2013 22:44:20 +0000

*cough**choke**spit*…hey! You promised you wouldn’t do that!

By: Manolo

Manolo — Sat, 16 Feb 2013 21:00:45 +0000

Best quote from the media’s post-SOTU commentary came from Fox News: Alan Colmes: “Well, the president has certainly set a new path forward for the country, but will he be able to get us there?” Sean Hannity: “Sure he will. Didn’t you hear him say, ‘Bend over. I’ll drive’?”

By: Manolo

Manolo — Sat, 16 Feb 2013 20:54:01 +0000

Best quote from the media’s post-SOTU commentary: “Did this speech make make me look fat?”

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Sat, 16 Feb 2013 19:13:10 +0000

Hey look! Rubio is drinking water! Ha Ha, this is gonna be like shooting skeet in a barrel.

Hey look! Mathews soiled himself, but in a good way.

So, it’s not a union anymore but legally sanctioned gay marriage and we all just got consummated?

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Sat, 16 Feb 2013 17:29:50 +0000

“Release the Kraken!”

“Welease Bawabbas.”

By: Oppo

Oppo — Sat, 16 Feb 2013 16:42:28 +0000

..”and now for something completely deferent.”

By: Oppo

Oppo — Sat, 16 Feb 2013 16:35:24 +0000

“Fact check? I’d prefer a cashier’s check.”

By: Manolo

Manolo — Sat, 16 Feb 2013 01:11:23 +0000

Best quote from the media’s post-SOTU commentary: “We better call Guinness to get our orgasm confirmed as a new record.”

By: Manolo

Manolo — Sat, 16 Feb 2013 01:09:20 +0000

Best quote from the media’s post-SOTU commentary: “They should’ve seated Ted Nugent in the lower gallery so his balls wouldn’t swing in front of the TV cameras so much.”

By: Manolo

Manolo — Sat, 16 Feb 2013 01:04:14 +0000

Best quote from the media’s post-SOTU commentary: “It’s really nice when his speech tracks so well with the talking points they gave us.”

By: Manolo

Manolo — Sat, 16 Feb 2013 00:56:55 +0000

Best quote from the media’s post-SOTU commentary: “The daily fear of living under Mr. Obama that’s experienced by his dog BO will pale in comparison to that which Americans anticipate.”

By: Manolo

Manolo — Sat, 16 Feb 2013 00:51:16 +0000

Best quote from the media’s post-SOTU commentary: “Well, the only thing that could possibly encapsulate the full breadth of Mr. Obama’s State of the Union Address would be a Candy Crowley-sized colostomy bag.”

By: Manolo

Manolo — Sat, 16 Feb 2013 00:44:47 +0000

Best quote from the media’s post-SOTU commentary: “This is certainly an exciting preview of what we can expect during President Obama’s third term.”

By: Manolo

Manolo — Sat, 16 Feb 2013 00:39:30 +0000

Best quote from the media’s post-SOTU commentary: “We still haven’t seen anything to support the Republicans’ assertions that Mr. Obama did not calm the Sea of Galilee or walk upon its waters.”

By: Manolo

Manolo — Sat, 16 Feb 2013 00:30:28 +0000

Best quote from the media’s post-SOTU commentary: “The president was completely unfazed by the Republicans’ pathetic attempts to distract him from laying out his vision for America. Even after I threw my panties on the dais. Twice.”

By: Veeshir

Veeshir — Sat, 16 Feb 2013 00:12:37 +0000

It tastes like salty ambrosia.

By: seanmahair

seanmahair — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 21:56:05 +0000

“The state of the union is strong.” Barak Hussein Obama. I don’t know what union he was talking about. Maybe he meant that SEIU, Teamsters, the NEA are all strong but I can tell him the state of our union the United States strongly sucks.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 21:54:52 +0000

OhhhhhhhBama, that’s an assault weapon that doesn’t need a pistol grip to make my knees go all wobbly – Liberal of indeterminate gender and odors.

Who’s your daddy? – BHO to each unqualified, habitually dishonest and egotistical young black male he met afterwards.

By: Writer

Writer — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 21:38:44 +0000

When President Obama parted the waters into Senator Rubio’s glass you could cut the tension with a knife.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 20:43:59 +0000

“Duge vort onug, reen?”

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 20:33:20 +0000

Slow motion cameras clearly show the small cloud of dust arising when each fly lands on Obama’s face, indicating an unusually arid, dessicated, Harry Reid like mound of lifeless molecules heretofore only found in the Democrat Party and petrified creations of ancient dung beetles. – Poop Science Weekly!