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By: IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged!

IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! — Sun, 24 Feb 2013 01:21:40 +0000

[...] Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “DHS’s “public safety” drone program…” [...]

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 18:30:40 +0000

…operates under the conclusion that the words “Public Safety” do not mean what you think they mean.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 15:42:07 +0000

… is an example of the adage, “the more things change, the more they stay the same.”

If you were skimming the New York Times seventy years ago, your eyes could have landed on this small item:

Nazis Form Guard In Belgium
LONDON, Feb. 21 (U.P.) — German occupation authorities in Belgium have ordered the formation of a so-called citizens’ guard in Brussels, members of which are required to serve four or five hours each night, presumably on fire-watch duty, reports reaching London said tonight. Belgians have been told that if not enough volunteers are recruited, conscription will be instituted.

Substitute so-called “Public Safety drones” for “citizens’ guard,” and it’s deja-vu.

By: Carpenter

Carpenter — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 04:58:11 +0000

DHS’s “Public Safety” Drone Program, Barack Obama and Eric Holder represent an AXIS of EVIL

By: Oppo

Oppo — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 00:16:09 +0000

… will not fly over Canadian or Mexican airspace, out of respect for their citizens’ privacy and sovereignty. Must be nice.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 00:14:20 +0000

… will relentlessly scan the Constitution, 24 hours a day, for anything that authorizes the federal government to do this.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 00:09:32 +0000

@31: ~ (Limited quantity – Cat’s don’t eat much!)

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 00:07:54 +0000

…doesn’t drone on and on about drones. No. It just gets its point across with… *BOOM!*

By: Writer

Writer — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 00:04:09 +0000

. . . are the reason to allow private ownership of anti-aircraft guns for Home Defense as guarranteed by the Second Amendment.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 23:25:03 +0000

was launched by Obama saying “I got your Habeus Corpses right here”.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 23:14:57 +0000

…sent another thrill up Chris Matthews leg until he realized it was PUBLIC safety.

…will ignore all the Drone Free Zone laws enacted in the red states.

…will NOT use Apple Maps to negotiate around Obama’s ears or Michelle’s butt.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 23:00:14 +0000

…is designed to keep Obama safe from the public.

…has been retrofitted to counter the Biden Public Shotgunning Your Way To Safety Program.

…will eliminate all potential militia members making guns obsolete.

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 22:08:37 +0000

…has so far managed to shoot down its critics.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 21:50:02 +0000

…you screwed up… you trusted us.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 21:46:10 +0000

…sent out this notice to citizens, in case they see a drone in their rearview mirror… “Objects in rear are larger than they appear.”

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 21:13:22 +0000

…allows “pushing the police call box button” if you don’t particularly like drones. Alternately, government “Suggestion Boxes” are set up everywhere to handle public complaints. Both of these explode, as well.

By: CarolyntheMommy

CarolyntheMommy — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:42:29 +0000

…. is now self-aware

…. will involve spying as well as dropping whistles

By: Bunkerhillbilly

Bunkerhillbilly — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:18:53 +0000

…just sent missles into the Hillsdale College admin building and TEA Party Headquarters. (For the sake of better “public safety”.)

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 19:42:19 +0000

…will only be used on people who Obama feels “need killin’!”

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 19:31:19 +0000

…has to avoid Michigan, otherwise it might get caught in Michael Moore’s gravitational field.

By: plentyobailouts

plentyobailouts — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 19:08:19 +0000

…will be manned by qal-quida operatives on pms whose free birth control and lack of male companionship is preventing them having an abortion.

… will primarily target Rush Limbaugh’s and Glen Beck’s homes

… will cost taxpayers millions and do nothing to make the public safe

By: blarg

blarg — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 19:01:33 +0000

…was cancelled when unions complained that the program didn’t require any union labor…instead, the Federal government depupized and put every union member in the U.S. on the payroll to spy people….oddly, the name of the program “Public Safety Drone Program” remained unchanged.

By: Fangbeer

Fangbeer — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 18:51:19 +0000

DHS’s “public safety” drone program advocates launched a national field research project in collaboration with the UAW and the teamsters. Union members were sent door to door to find out if anyone “got a problem wid dat” Volunteers for the program have be advised to record the GPS coordinates of anyone expressing concern so that follow up research can be conducted.

By: Fangbeer

Fangbeer — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 18:38:41 +0000

hit a snag when recent NCLB graduate pilots were unable to locate “American” on a map.

By: blarg

blarg — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 18:31:59 +0000

…’s slogan – “Happiness is Mandatory”