Straight Line of the Day: Finish This Verse…

Posted on February 22, 2013 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

A little different today:

For Black History Month, Livsey Elementary School created a cute display with the lines:

Rosa sat… so Martin could walk.

Martin walked… so Obama could run.

Obama ran… so our children could fly.

Finish this verse:

Rosa sat… so Martin could walk.

Martin walked… so Obama could run.

Obama ran…

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96 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Finish This Verse…”

  1. DamnCat says:

    …so our children will die broke

  2. can of spam says:

    … the country into the ground.

  3. can of spam says:

    … nothing even as large a a lemonade stand before becoming the USA chief executive officer.

  4. g says:

    … so Obama could run again

  5. Apostic says:

    …so we’re back to square one.

  6. Westing1992 says:

    …from all actual responsibility.

  7. Apostic says:

    …his bus over all.

  8. Apostic says:

    …to the links for a round.

  9. FormerHostage says:

    Our children tried to fly….then crashed and burned under debt!

  10. FormerHostage says:

    Obama ran…like a girl.

    Obama ran…up a HUGE debt.

    Obama ran…so Michelle couldn’t take away his waffle.

  11. Apostic says:

    …to get lunch from the pound.

  12. spacemonkey says:

    …so America would die.

  13. Apostic says:

    …so Jose could squat.

  14. DamnCat says:

    …so pay up, suckers

  15. Apostic says:

    …so Nakoula could rot.

  16. Cliff says:

    …with scissors in the Special Olympics. :-\

  17. Rayfan87 says:

    Our children could fly… so they could climb over the piles of IOU’s Obama left behind.

  18. Dohtimes says:

    …the country into the ground and now we got even with whitey.

  19. Dohtimes says:

    …so we would forget poor Martin wondering why the hell he had to walk when there was a good bus right over here.

  20. Apostic says:

    …so freeloaders could call.

  21. frogmouth says:

    because that’s what Obama does.

  22. Dohtimes says:

    …so our children could…fly!, fly!… look at the fly on Obama’s face everybody.

  23. Apostic says:

    …so Matthews could tingle.

  24. rodney dill says:

    …so drones could fly

  25. rodney dill says:

    …so congress would stall.

  26. rodney dill says:

    …so the economy could freefall

  27. Son of Bob says:

    …so that a white man named Soros could rule the world.

  28. rodney dill says:

    gun owners could shoot skeet.

  29. Writer says:

    . . . tho the Devil knows why.

  30. Writer says:

    . . . to steal the whole pie.

  31. Dohtimes says:

    …over his grandmother ’cause white people is racist.

  32. Apostic says:

    …so that Rosa and Martin
    Could in their graves spin in deep shock

  33. Roflwagon says:

    …off the fiscal cliff

  34. Zaklog the Great says:

    Our children can fly to China . . . to work off our national debt.

  35. Mrs. Campbell says:

    from a vicious skeet.

    after the dog . . . “Here Dinner, Dinner . . .”

    on their credentials and continues to disgrace them to this day.

  36. Boilers2000 says:

    … so America could fall.

  37. gsmtiger says:

    …off the fiscal cliff.

  38. gsmtiger says:

    …away from a drone strike.

  39. gsmtiger says:

    …to find his ball in the sand trap.

  40. gsmtiger says:

    …so Michelle couldn’t catch him.

  41. Genghis Khen says:

    …to get revenge for Rosa and Martin.

  42. Special Ed says:

    So Rosa would get free phones, bad healthcare, and never have to get off her ass and earn enough to buy herself a car.

  43. Dohtimes says:

    …because while slavery sucks, slavemastering is fun!

    …Black, governed Red, smeared White and is making illegal that which can be Blued.

  44. gsmtiger says:

    …and then tripped over his golf bag.

  45. gsmtiger says:

    …away from the drug cartels he helped arm.

  46. gsmtiger says:

    …because he thought he was a track star.

  47. Tau Dades says:

    …straight to a foreign leader so he could bow.

  48. gsmtiger says:

    …because “Why does it matter?”

  49. TGregg says:

    . . . the country into the ground such that nobody could afford to sit anywhere.

  50. gsmtiger says:

    …because he suddenly realized just how many people he was pissing off.

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