Straight Line of the Day: Finish This Verse…

Posted on February 22, 2013 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

A little different today:

For Black History Month, Livsey Elementary School created a cute display with the lines:

Rosa sat… so Martin could walk.

Martin walked… so Obama could run.

Obama ran… so our children could fly.

Finish this verse:

Rosa sat… so Martin could walk.

Martin walked… so Obama could run.

Obama ran…

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96 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Finish This Verse…”

  1. gsmtiger says:

    …away from all his voters who were angry at their higher taxes.

  2. gsmtiger says:

    …and hid behind children to make his law proposals.

  3. gsmtiger says:

    …back to Kenya.

  4. coldguy says:

    Obama ran… to spite them both!

    Obama ran… so what?

    Obama ran… so the national debt could soar!

    Obama ran… so our children are left holding the bag!

  5. Dohtimes says:

    …so he could buy a twenty trillion dollar handbasket.

  6. Grand Larsen E. says:

    So 51% of the electorate could flush our great country right down the goddamn crapper.i

  7. AT says:

    …tripped, and then blamed Bush.

    …away from responsibility.

    …like a little girl.

  8. CarolyntheMommy says:

    … how DARE you stereotype all black men as runners, you racist!

  9. rodney dill says:

    Obama ran… ’cause Biden had a shotgun

  10. NoMoBama says:

    Obama ran…to continue with the scam.

    Obama ran…to stick it to da man!!!

    Obama ran…because Hillary is white.

    Obama ran…and the $hit hit the fan.

  11. NoMoBama says:

    Obama ran… ’cause Biden had a shotgun and was just shooting it off in the dark O_O, you’d run too.

  12. NoMoBama says:

    Obama ran because there’s no “White History Month” [WHaM]

  13. NoMoBama says:

    Obama ran because you’re all racists!!11!!!1!11!

  14. blarg says:

    Obama ran….. sorry about that

  15. blarg says:

    Obama ran and screwed us

    Obama ran so Soros could clean up

  16. NoMoBama says:

    Obama ran because he never watched THIS.

  17. rodney dill says:

    … so socialism could slide down the slippery slope.

  18. Writer says:

    . . . so the Constitution would die.

  19. EdthePastor says:

    so what?

  20. NoMoBama says:

    Obama ran because a typical white person was chasing him.

    Obama ran because they always run when they’re guilty. I saw it on Cops.

  21. blarg says:

    Obama ran so Marx could reign

    Obama ran in the wrong direction

    Obama ran so dogs could fry

    Obama ran so drones could fly

    Obama ran so George would cry

    Obama ran, tripped, fell over, and THEN sank into the swamp.

  22. Oppo says:

    Rosa sat… so Martin could walk.
    Martin walked… so Obama could run.
    Obama ran… on perpetual talk
    And from getting anything done.

  23. Oppo says:

    Rosa sat so Martin could walk.
    Martin walked so Obama could run.
    Obama ran as plain ol’ Barack
    But, when elected, became The One.

  24. Oppo says:

    Rosa sat so Martin could walk.
    Martin walked so Obama could run.
    Obama ran — the unctuous crock —
    Much has my nose has done.

  25. Carpenter says:

    Rosa sat so Martin could walk.
    Martin walked so Obama could run.

    Obama ran
    …so that Hell would runneth over before his arrival. Apparently he plans on building a bridge between Hell and Earth out of his followers so that the Armies of Hell can wage war upon the living.

  26. rodney dill says:

    Obama ran…. so Michelle can vacation.

  27. blarg says:

    …Obama ran on America’s guilt.

  28. CTCompromise says:

    …..If only he had kept running…

  29. CTCompromise says:

    ..To keep up with Forest Gump.

  30. CTCompromise says:

    …So that Rosa would get paid to sit.

  31. CTCompromise says:

    …Because Kenyans always win the reces.

  32. NoMoBama says:

    Rosa sat because she had a long day at work.
    Obama ran so she wouldn’t have to.

  33. Oppo says:

    “Rosa sat… so Martin could walk.
    Martin walked… so Obama could run.
    Obama ran… so our children could fly.”

    Note how even his most rabid supporters can’t find any accompishments to credit him with that are true, possible, believable, logical, or grounded in the real world. Everything about him needs, by process of elimination, to be a fairy tale.

  34. Jimmy says:

    Obama ran has the runs.

  35. RAML says:

    … so Biden could walk.

  36. seanmahair says:

    …. so the rest of us couldn’t afford to do anything but walk.

  37. Corsair says:

    Obama ran – but got tired so he used the golf cart the last 17 holes.

  38. Elle T. says:

    …because being a community organizer was way too much work and responsibility.

  39. CTCompromise says:

    OOops…81 should have ended with “races”….

  40. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …He ran so far away.
    He just ran… He ran all night and day.
    He couldn’t get away…

  41. Dohtimes says:

    …because it’s been a long, long time since the end of a tyrants reign was so beneficial and celebrated as his will be and we are all so tired of Hitler references to make comparisons to evil.

    …so children can fly, except your children, your children are gonna cry, the ones that don’t get birth controlled and die.

    …into the window because a window is not a door.

  42. Dohtimes says:

    …because much of the African continent was in danger of leaving the Stone Age.

    …because Darwin was right, but after Communism perfected things evolution sucks.

    …because while Mochelle’s poop don’t stink there sure is a whole lot of it.

  43. arik says:

    ’cause Jill Biden fired her double-barreled shotgun into the air.

  44. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …so our children could fly… PULL!

  45. gsmtiger says:

    …because “Forward”

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