Comments on: Straight Line of the Day: Finish This Verse…

By: IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged!

IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 12:42:53 +0000

[...] Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “Finish this verse: Rosa sat… so Martin could walk. Martin walked… so Obama could run. Ob…” [...]

By: gsmtiger

gsmtiger — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 15:47:00 +0000

…because “Forward”

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 22:23:33 +0000

…so our children could fly… PULL!

By: arik

arik — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 21:51:24 +0000

’cause Jill Biden fired her double-barreled shotgun into the air.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 19:52:00 +0000

…because much of the African continent was in danger of leaving the Stone Age.

…because Darwin was right, but after Communism perfected things evolution sucks.

…because while Mochelle’s poop don’t stink there sure is a whole lot of it.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 19:44:39 +0000

…because it’s been a long, long time since the end of a tyrants reign was so beneficial and celebrated as his will be and we are all so tired of Hitler references to make comparisons to evil.

…so children can fly, except your children, your children are gonna cry, the ones that don’t get birth controlled and die.

…into the window because a window is not a door.

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 06:18:40 +0000

…He ran so far away.
He just ran… He ran all night and day.
He couldn’t get away…

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 04:45:12 +0000

OOops…81 should have ended with “races”….

By: Elle T.

Elle T. — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 04:12:17 +0000

…because being a community organizer was way too much work and responsibility.

By: Corsair

Corsair — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 03:24:56 +0000

Obama ran – but got tired so he used the golf cart the last 17 holes.

By: seanmahair

seanmahair — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 03:09:15 +0000

…. so the rest of us couldn’t afford to do anything but walk.

By: RAML

RAML — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 02:37:48 +0000

… so Biden could walk.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:50:44 +0000

Obama ~~ran~~ has the runs.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 00:36:15 +0000

“Rosa sat… so Martin could walk.
Martin walked… so Obama could run.
Obama ran… so our children could fly.”

Note how even his most rabid supporters can’t find any accompishments to credit him with that are true, possible, believable, logical, or grounded in the real world. Everything about him needs, by process of elimination, to be a fairy tale.

By: NoMoBama

NoMoBama — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 00:26:42 +0000

Rosa sat because she had a long day at work.
Obama ran so she wouldn’t have to.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 00:11:43 +0000

…Because Kenyans always win the reces.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 00:10:47 +0000

…So that Rosa would get paid to sit.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 00:09:24 +0000

..To keep up with Forest Gump.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 00:08:38 +0000

…..If only he had kept running…

By: blarg

blarg — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 23:48:27 +0000

…Obama ran on America’s guilt.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 23:21:48 +0000

Obama ran…. so Michelle can vacation.

By: Carpenter

Carpenter — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 23:21:33 +0000

Rosa sat so Martin could walk.
Martin walked so Obama could run.

Obama ran
…so that Hell would runneth over before his arrival. Apparently he plans on building a bridge between Hell and Earth out of his followers so that the Armies of Hell can wage war upon the living.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 23:09:49 +0000

Rosa sat so Martin could walk.
Martin walked so Obama could run.
Obama ran — the unctuous crock –
Much has my nose has done.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 23:01:22 +0000

Rosa sat so Martin could walk.
Martin walked so Obama could run.
Obama ran as plain ol’ Barack
But, when elected, became The One.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 22:53:56 +0000

Rosa sat… so Martin could walk.
Martin walked… so Obama could run.
Obama ran… on perpetual talk
And from getting anything done.