Straight Line of the Day: How Will DC Comics Kill Off Robin?
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How will DC Comics kill off Robin?
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February 26th, 2013 at 12:03 pm
…not sure exactly, but it will involve bob bob bobbin’
February 26th, 2013 at 12:04 pm
…the tights shut off the blood flow to his brain.
February 26th, 2013 at 12:05 pm
…by going through door first. (The early bird gets the worms)
February 26th, 2013 at 12:06 pm
… in a cock fight with the Vicious Chicken of Bristol
February 26th, 2013 at 12:08 pm
. . . he will be killed by the Sparrow, with his bow and arrow.
February 26th, 2013 at 12:08 pm
a magician will saw him in two and he’ll go off half-cocked Robin.
February 26th, 2013 at 12:09 pm
He will join the Tea Party and be killed by an unmanned drone as a domestic terrorist.
February 26th, 2013 at 12:18 pm
via sequester.
February 26th, 2013 at 12:18 pm
The Joker will join forces with Catwoman and LOL him to death.
February 26th, 2013 at 12:21 pm
Send him to Kyrzakhstan.
February 26th, 2013 at 12:22 pm
he will turn queer, move to NY city, support Obama and then be shot with a cool looking assault rifle.
February 26th, 2013 at 12:22 pm
… AIDS
… shot by a conservative extremists with an assault weapon
… death panel denies him medical care
… Batman drops him from the health plan because it becomes too expensive and he dies of a minor infection while looking for a medical facility that accepts Obamacare
… he eats tainted dog
February 26th, 2013 at 12:23 pm
…by Seth MacFarlane reading Vogon poetry.
February 26th, 2013 at 12:24 pm
AIDS…enough said
February 26th, 2013 at 12:24 pm
I did not see blarg’s responce I swear it
February 26th, 2013 at 12:26 pm
…he’ll approach Catwoman from behind for a catastrophe
February 26th, 2013 at 12:28 pm
“Atomic batteries to power. Turbines to…” (BOOOOOMMMM!!)
February 26th, 2013 at 12:30 pm
(TAKE 2 )
…While approaching Catwoman from behind for a catastrophe*, he’ll be done in by Claude Balls.
*(one word or three)
February 26th, 2013 at 12:31 pm
…groped to death by the TSA.
February 26th, 2013 at 12:32 pm
… suicide after being despondent that his job was outsourced to a 10 year old Chinese boy for 90 cents a week.
… the writer will kill him in an attempt to increase sales and rekindle interest in a dying product with falling circulation.
…sequestration!
… Bush’s fault
February 26th, 2013 at 12:34 pm
… cancered to death by Mitt Romney
February 26th, 2013 at 12:34 pm
…he’ll get worms
February 26th, 2013 at 12:35 pm
Batman says, “We’re going shark-fishing, Old Chum.”
February 26th, 2013 at 12:35 pm
…of a broken heart after Batman tell’s him he’s more fond of a woodpecker.
February 26th, 2013 at 12:36 pm
.. the way DC kills everything: by getting involved.
February 26th, 2013 at 12:37 pm
….in another Obama skeet shooting episode…
February 26th, 2013 at 12:37 pm
Terminal acne.
February 26th, 2013 at 12:37 pm
… drone strike after Batcycle failed emissions test
February 26th, 2013 at 12:38 pm
He’ll be riddled with bullets by the Riddler, who is getting too old and tired to think up a better word game.
February 26th, 2013 at 12:39 pm
Finally gets a good look at the outfit he’s wearing, dies of embarrassment.
February 26th, 2013 at 12:39 pm
By the Choker, who we’ve misunderstood all these years.
February 26th, 2013 at 12:39 pm
…he’ll be only mostly dead until Catwoman’s sidekick, Miracle Manx, rejuvenates him.
February 26th, 2013 at 12:41 pm
Sidekicked to death.
February 26th, 2013 at 12:41 pm
…telling Alec Baldwin to not play “Words with Friends’ while on the tarmac.
February 26th, 2013 at 12:46 pm
He’ll be walking in downtown Gotham City with a 32 oz soda, and Mayor Bloomberg’s Food Nazi Goons will gun him down.
February 26th, 2013 at 12:46 pm
Bird flu.
February 26th, 2013 at 12:48 pm
Betrayed by Alfredo, who broke his heart.
February 26th, 2013 at 12:52 pm
While flying the new government approved green energy powered solar Batplane the sun gets momentarily blocked out by cloud cover causing the plane, and Robin, to plummet 35,000 feet to their untimely deaths.
February 26th, 2013 at 12:55 pm
He will die in a manner intended to encourage readers to support a yet-unnamed liberal cause.
February 26th, 2013 at 1:00 pm
He becomes the Terminal Ward in a hospital.
February 26th, 2013 at 1:02 pm
[Sad to say, Son of Bob's prediction at #39 is probably correct.]
February 26th, 2013 at 1:04 pm
…windmills.
February 26th, 2013 at 1:05 pm
After losing his brain to hungry zombie he will become poster boy of the undead and still get no respect
February 26th, 2013 at 1:06 pm
He will be raped, beaten, and left to die, futilely blowing on a whistle.
February 26th, 2013 at 1:06 pm
…salt on his tail.
February 26th, 2013 at 1:06 pm
…he fakes his own death and assumes the new personna as the pron star “Cock” Robin.
February 26th, 2013 at 1:08 pm
…he fakes his own death and assumes the new personna of a rap star Robin of da Hood
February 26th, 2013 at 1:09 pm
…eaten by catwoman
February 26th, 2013 at 1:10 pm
…by making a movie about him.
February 26th, 2013 at 1:10 pm
…terminal jock itch from the tights.
February 26th, 2013 at 1:13 pm
“What… is the capital of Assyria?” – I don’t know that! Arrrrrgggghhhh!
February 26th, 2013 at 1:13 pm
AIDS
February 26th, 2013 at 1:33 pm
One of the criminals will finally get himself a gun?
February 26th, 2013 at 1:45 pm
Bat butt plug malfunction.
February 26th, 2013 at 1:49 pm
By having him try and prove he can go into an NFL locker room and carry Manti Teo’s jock.
A very natural but fatal attraction to a red headed woodpecker.
February 26th, 2013 at 2:00 pm
While investigating White House crimes suspect Moochelle goes all Basic Instinct, causing Robin to peck his own eyes out.
Budget cuts and poor typing skills by government employee have Robin being Sea Questered with Aquaman and he drowns due to oceans rising.
February 26th, 2013 at 2:08 pm
Obamacare death panel…
February 26th, 2013 at 2:13 pm
Michael Moore eats Robin after mistaking him for a turkey sandwich.
February 26th, 2013 at 2:29 pm
He’ll be the next US Ambassador to Benghazi
February 26th, 2013 at 2:31 pm
Crack-up in the Batmobile, which will cause Ralph Nader to lobby for dual airbags in all superhero vehicles.
February 26th, 2013 at 2:32 pm
…tried to break the fall when he thought he’d heard Batman was falling… turned out it was really Chris Christie.
February 26th, 2013 at 2:57 pm
@ 59.rodney dill
Heh. Small world. Last time one of the Robins died, it was due to an ambassador from Iran.
February 26th, 2013 at 2:58 pm
He stops to feed poor Hispanic children some tamales, totally unaware that Michelle is behind him.
After being outed as an egg layer by the popular Christmas ditty he attempts fleeing to San Francisco but is killed in a tragic wind turbine accident.
February 26th, 2013 at 3:14 pm
After being horribly disfigured Robin goes mad, and in an attempt to steal Barack’s mom jeans he is crushed when Michelle sits on him, leading a spokesperson to say ‘Tis booty that killed the beast.
February 26th, 2013 at 3:41 pm
Missle-boarding.
February 26th, 2013 at 4:00 pm
…he is confronted by a potential rapist. Taking sound advice he saw on the internet, he peed himself. The rapist got angry and decided to throw him under Obama’s bus, where he was repeatedly run over.
February 26th, 2013 at 4:02 pm
In an embarrassing Batroom incident.
February 26th, 2013 at 4:40 pm
WARD robe malfunction while sliding down the bat pole.
February 26th, 2013 at 4:41 pm
He gets shot, and Batman gives a long lecture about the evils of gun ownership.
February 26th, 2013 at 4:45 pm
” In hindsught, I shouildn’t have lit the match…” Batman ARMAGEDON !!
February 26th, 2013 at 4:50 pm
Complications from a Penguinal hernia.
February 26th, 2013 at 4:51 pm
When he literally “fires up”the new Chevy Volt Batmobile.
February 26th, 2013 at 4:52 pm
He fails to pay back money he owes McCartney:
Robin petard to pay Paul.
February 26th, 2013 at 4:53 pm
He will die in a stately Wayne manner.
February 26th, 2013 at 5:00 pm
“Holy Hand Grenade!”
February 26th, 2013 at 5:06 pm
In a nuclear explosion: jihadis mistake Gotham City for Got-Ham . . .
February 26th, 2013 at 5:11 pm
He’ll become the Capped Crusader.
February 26th, 2013 at 5:24 pm
In a case of media recycling, Robin is killed off by old-comic-icons-turned-new-batvillains The Yellow Kid, Snuffy Smith, and Skeezix from Gasoline Alley.
February 26th, 2013 at 8:04 pm
…by feeding him to Obama.
He’ll get sent into space by the Iraqis.
February 26th, 2013 at 8:41 pm
heartbreak after being rejected by Green Lantern.
February 26th, 2013 at 8:57 pm
He visits Camp David and is mistaken for a skeet.
February 26th, 2013 at 9:34 pm
mortally wounded while trying to put Catwoman’s face through a slice of bread for an instagram picture
February 26th, 2013 at 9:53 pm
One too many “Holy (fill in the blank) Batman!” cracks and Batman puts his fist through his face and out the back of his skull. (And it’s about time)
February 27th, 2013 at 12:38 am
…plays chess with Michelle Obama. Forgets to let the wookiee win.
February 27th, 2013 at 7:32 am
BIFF! BAM! POW! THUD!
February 27th, 2013 at 8:25 am
by blocking his tweets.
February 27th, 2013 at 8:50 am
@ #70 CTCompromise…
Not sure many folks remember that one…I, however, remember it fondly. Thank you Mr. Robert D. Rayford.
February 27th, 2013 at 2:37 pm
He gets crushed by criticisms from lefties when appearing on SNL with the Ambiguously Gay Superhero character and refers to himself as ambiguously heterosexual.
February 28th, 2013 at 7:53 am
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February 28th, 2013 at 1:34 pm
….by liquifying his face with a radioactive acid powered blender.
To which I say, “about damn time!”