Straight Line of the Day: How Will DC Comics Kill Off Robin?

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How will DC Comics kill off Robin?

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  1. … AIDS

    … shot by a conservative extremists with an assault weapon

    … death panel denies him medical care

    … Batman drops him from the health plan because it becomes too expensive and he dies of a minor infection while looking for a medical facility that accepts Obamacare

    … he eats tainted dog

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  2. … suicide after being despondent that his job was outsourced to a 10 year old Chinese boy for 90 cents a week.

    … the writer will kill him in an attempt to increase sales and rekindle interest in a dying product with falling circulation.

    …sequestration!

    … Bush’s fault

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  3. While investigating White House crimes suspect Moochelle goes all Basic Instinct, causing Robin to peck his own eyes out.

    Budget cuts and poor typing skills by government employee have Robin being Sea Questered with Aquaman and he drowns due to oceans rising.

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  4. He stops to feed poor Hispanic children some tamales, totally unaware that Michelle is behind him.

    After being outed as an egg layer by the popular Christmas ditty he attempts fleeing to San Francisco but is killed in a tragic wind turbine accident.

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  5. After being horribly disfigured Robin goes mad, and in an attempt to steal Barack’s mom jeans he is crushed when Michelle sits on him, leading a spokesperson to say ‘Tis booty that killed the beast.

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  6. …he is confronted by a potential rapist. Taking sound advice he saw on the internet, he peed himself. The rapist got angry and decided to throw him under Obama’s bus, where he was repeatedly run over.

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