Straight Line of the Day: How Will DC Comics Kill Off Robin?

Posted on February 26, 2013 12:00 pm

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How will DC Comics kill off Robin?

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90 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: How Will DC Comics Kill Off Robin?”

  1. rodney dill says:

    …not sure exactly, but it will involve bob bob bobbin’

  2. rodney dill says:

    …the tights shut off the blood flow to his brain.

  3. rodney dill says:

    …by going through door first. (The early bird gets the worms)

  4. rodney dill says:

    … in a cock fight with the Vicious Chicken of Bristol

  5. Crabby Old Bat says:

    . . . he will be killed by the Sparrow, with his bow and arrow.

  6. rodney dill says:

    a magician will saw him in two and he’ll go off half-cocked Robin.

  7. Crabby Old Bat says:

    He will join the Tea Party and be killed by an unmanned drone as a domestic terrorist.

  8. Veeshir says:

    via sequester.

  9. DamnCat says:

    The Joker will join forces with Catwoman and LOL him to death.

  10. Oppo says:

    Send him to Kyrzakhstan.

  11. Carpenter says:

    he will turn queer, move to NY city, support Obama and then be shot with a cool looking assault rifle.

  12. blarg says:

    … AIDS

    … shot by a conservative extremists with an assault weapon

    … death panel denies him medical care

    … Batman drops him from the health plan because it becomes too expensive and he dies of a minor infection while looking for a medical facility that accepts Obamacare

    … he eats tainted dog

  13. rodney dill says:

    …by Seth MacFarlane reading Vogon poetry.

  14. artvol11 says:

    AIDS…enough said

  15. artvol11 says:

    I did not see blarg’s responce I swear it

  16. rodney dill says:

    …he’ll approach Catwoman from behind for a catastrophe

  17. rodney dill says:

    “Atomic batteries to power. Turbines to…” (BOOOOOMMMM!!)

  18. rodney dill says:

    (TAKE 2 )
    …While approaching Catwoman from behind for a catastrophe*, he’ll be done in by Claude Balls.
    *(one word or three)

  19. rodney dill says:

    …groped to death by the TSA.

  20. blarg says:

    … suicide after being despondent that his job was outsourced to a 10 year old Chinese boy for 90 cents a week.

    … the writer will kill him in an attempt to increase sales and rekindle interest in a dying product with falling circulation.


    … Bush’s fault

  21. blarg says:

    … cancered to death by Mitt Romney

  22. rodney dill says:

    …he’ll get worms

  23. Oppo says:

    Batman says, “We’re going shark-fishing, Old Chum.”

  24. rodney dill says:

    …of a broken heart after Batman tell’s him he’s more fond of a woodpecker.

  25. Oppo says:

    .. the way DC kills everything: by getting involved.

  26. rodney dill says:

    ….in another Obama skeet shooting episode…

  27. proof says:

    Terminal acne.

  28. blarg says:

    … drone strike after Batcycle failed emissions test

  29. Oppo says:

    He’ll be riddled with bullets by the Riddler, who is getting too old and tired to think up a better word game.

  30. proof says:

    Finally gets a good look at the outfit he’s wearing, dies of embarrassment.

  31. Oppo says:

    By the Choker, who we’ve misunderstood all these years.

  32. rodney dill says:

    …he’ll be only mostly dead until Catwoman’s sidekick, Miracle Manx, rejuvenates him.

  33. Oppo says:

    Sidekicked to death.

  34. rodney dill says:

    …telling Alec Baldwin to not play “Words with Friends’ while on the tarmac.

  35. Ogrrre says:

    He’ll be walking in downtown Gotham City with a 32 oz soda, and Mayor Bloomberg’s Food Nazi Goons will gun him down.

  36. DamnCat says:

    Bird flu.

  37. Oppo says:

    Betrayed by Alfredo, who broke his heart.

  38. Marc says:

    While flying the new government approved green energy powered solar Batplane the sun gets momentarily blocked out by cloud cover causing the plane, and Robin, to plummet 35,000 feet to their untimely deaths.

  39. Son of Bob says:

    He will die in a manner intended to encourage readers to support a yet-unnamed liberal cause.

  40. Oppo says:

    He becomes the Terminal Ward in a hospital.

  41. Oppo says:

    [Sad to say, Son of Bob’s prediction at #39 is probably correct.]

  42. FormerHostage says:


  43. tomg51 says:

    After losing his brain to hungry zombie he will become poster boy of the undead and still get no respect

  44. can of spam says:

    He will be raped, beaten, and left to die, futilely blowing on a whistle.

  45. Scott says:

    …salt on his tail.

  46. FormerHostage says:

    …he fakes his own death and assumes the new personna as the pron star “Cock” Robin.

  47. FormerHostage says:

    …he fakes his own death and assumes the new personna of a rap star Robin of da Hood

  48. jw says:

    …eaten by catwoman

  49. FormerHostage says:

    …by making a movie about him.

  50. FormerHostage says:

    …terminal jock itch from the tights.

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