Straight Line of the Day: How Will DC Comics Kill Off Robin?

Posted on February 26, 2013 12:00 pm

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How will DC Comics kill off Robin?

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90 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: How Will DC Comics Kill Off Robin?”

  1. rodney dill says:

    …not sure exactly, but it will involve bob bob bobbin’

  2. rodney dill says:

    …the tights shut off the blood flow to his brain.

  3. rodney dill says:

    …by going through door first. (The early bird gets the worms)

  4. rodney dill says:

    … in a cock fight with the Vicious Chicken of Bristol

  5. Crabby Old Bat says:

    . . . he will be killed by the Sparrow, with his bow and arrow.

  6. rodney dill says:

    a magician will saw him in two and he’ll go off half-cocked Robin.

  7. Crabby Old Bat says:

    He will join the Tea Party and be killed by an unmanned drone as a domestic terrorist.

  8. Veeshir says:

    via sequester.

  9. DamnCat says:

    The Joker will join forces with Catwoman and LOL him to death.

  10. Oppo says:

    Send him to Kyrzakhstan.

  11. Carpenter says:

    he will turn queer, move to NY city, support Obama and then be shot with a cool looking assault rifle.

  12. blarg says:

    … AIDS

    … shot by a conservative extremists with an assault weapon

    … death panel denies him medical care

    … Batman drops him from the health plan because it becomes too expensive and he dies of a minor infection while looking for a medical facility that accepts Obamacare

    … he eats tainted dog

  13. rodney dill says:

    …by Seth MacFarlane reading Vogon poetry.

  14. artvol11 says:

    AIDS…enough said

  15. artvol11 says:

    I did not see blarg’s responce I swear it

  16. rodney dill says:

    …he’ll approach Catwoman from behind for a catastrophe

  17. rodney dill says:

    “Atomic batteries to power. Turbines to…” (BOOOOOMMMM!!)

  18. rodney dill says:

    (TAKE 2 )
    …While approaching Catwoman from behind for a catastrophe*, he’ll be done in by Claude Balls.
    *(one word or three)

  19. rodney dill says:

    …groped to death by the TSA.

  20. blarg says:

    … suicide after being despondent that his job was outsourced to a 10 year old Chinese boy for 90 cents a week.

    … the writer will kill him in an attempt to increase sales and rekindle interest in a dying product with falling circulation.


    … Bush’s fault

  21. blarg says:

    … cancered to death by Mitt Romney

  22. rodney dill says:

    …he’ll get worms

  23. Oppo says:

    Batman says, “We’re going shark-fishing, Old Chum.”

  24. rodney dill says:

    …of a broken heart after Batman tell’s him he’s more fond of a woodpecker.

  25. Oppo says:

    .. the way DC kills everything: by getting involved.

  26. rodney dill says:

    ….in another Obama skeet shooting episode…

  27. proof says:

    Terminal acne.

  28. blarg says:

    … drone strike after Batcycle failed emissions test

  29. Oppo says:

    He’ll be riddled with bullets by the Riddler, who is getting too old and tired to think up a better word game.

  30. proof says:

    Finally gets a good look at the outfit he’s wearing, dies of embarrassment.

  31. Oppo says:

    By the Choker, who we’ve misunderstood all these years.

  32. rodney dill says:

    …he’ll be only mostly dead until Catwoman’s sidekick, Miracle Manx, rejuvenates him.

  33. Oppo says:

    Sidekicked to death.

  34. rodney dill says:

    …telling Alec Baldwin to not play “Words with Friends’ while on the tarmac.

  35. Ogrrre says:

    He’ll be walking in downtown Gotham City with a 32 oz soda, and Mayor Bloomberg’s Food Nazi Goons will gun him down.

  36. DamnCat says:

    Bird flu.

  37. Oppo says:

    Betrayed by Alfredo, who broke his heart.

  38. Marc says:

    While flying the new government approved green energy powered solar Batplane the sun gets momentarily blocked out by cloud cover causing the plane, and Robin, to plummet 35,000 feet to their untimely deaths.

  39. Son of Bob says:

    He will die in a manner intended to encourage readers to support a yet-unnamed liberal cause.

  40. Oppo says:

    He becomes the Terminal Ward in a hospital.

  41. Oppo says:

    [Sad to say, Son of Bob’s prediction at #39 is probably correct.]

  42. FormerHostage says:


  43. tomg51 says:

    After losing his brain to hungry zombie he will become poster boy of the undead and still get no respect

  44. can of spam says:

    He will be raped, beaten, and left to die, futilely blowing on a whistle.

  45. Scott says:

    …salt on his tail.

  46. FormerHostage says:

    …he fakes his own death and assumes the new personna as the pron star “Cock” Robin.

  47. FormerHostage says:

    …he fakes his own death and assumes the new personna of a rap star Robin of da Hood

  48. jw says:

    …eaten by catwoman

  49. FormerHostage says:

    …by making a movie about him.

  50. FormerHostage says:

    …terminal jock itch from the tights.

  51. rodney dill says:

    “What… is the capital of Assyria?” – I don’t know that! Arrrrrgggghhhh!

  52. Cliff says:


  53. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    One of the criminals will finally get himself a gun?

  54. Fangbeer says:

    Bat butt plug malfunction.

  55. Dohtimes says:

    By having him try and prove he can go into an NFL locker room and carry Manti Teo’s jock.

    A very natural but fatal attraction to a red headed woodpecker.

  56. Dohtimes says:

    While investigating White House crimes suspect Moochelle goes all Basic Instinct, causing Robin to peck his own eyes out.

    Budget cuts and poor typing skills by government employee have Robin being Sea Questered with Aquaman and he drowns due to oceans rising.

  57. Dirk The Imapiler says:

    Obamacare death panel…

  58. HokieGomer says:

    Michael Moore eats Robin after mistaking him for a turkey sandwich.

  59. rodney dill says:

    He’ll be the next US Ambassador to Benghazi

  60. John D says:

    Crack-up in the Batmobile, which will cause Ralph Nader to lobby for dual airbags in all superhero vehicles.

  61. rodney dill says:

    …tried to break the fall when he thought he’d heard Batman was falling… turned out it was really Chris Christie.

  62. Apostic says:

    @ 59.rodney dill

    Heh. Small world. Last time one of the Robins died, it was due to an ambassador from Iran.

  63. Dohtimes says:

    He stops to feed poor Hispanic children some tamales, totally unaware that Michelle is behind him.

    After being outed as an egg layer by the popular Christmas ditty he attempts fleeing to San Francisco but is killed in a tragic wind turbine accident.

  64. Dohtimes says:

    After being horribly disfigured Robin goes mad, and in an attempt to steal Barack’s mom jeans he is crushed when Michelle sits on him, leading a spokesperson to say ‘Tis booty that killed the beast.

  65. Mark L. says:


  66. Tau Dades says:

    …he is confronted by a potential rapist. Taking sound advice he saw on the internet, he peed himself. The rapist got angry and decided to throw him under Obama’s bus, where he was repeatedly run over.

  67. Writer says:

    In an embarrassing Batroom incident.

  68. CTCompromise says:

    WARD robe malfunction while sliding down the bat pole.

  69. CTCompromise says:

    He gets shot, and Batman gives a long lecture about the evils of gun ownership.

  70. CTCompromise says:

    ” In hindsught, I shouildn’t have lit the match…” Batman ARMAGEDON !!

  71. Oppo says:

    Complications from a Penguinal hernia.

  72. CTCompromise says:

    When he literally “fires up”the new Chevy Volt Batmobile.

  73. Oppo says:

    He fails to pay back money he owes McCartney:
    Robin petard to pay Paul.

  74. Oppo says:

    He will die in a stately Wayne manner.

  75. Oppo says:

    “Holy Hand Grenade!”

  76. Oppo says:

    In a nuclear explosion: jihadis mistake Gotham City for Got-Ham . . .

  77. Oppo says:

    He’ll become the Capped Crusader.

  78. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    In a case of media recycling, Robin is killed off by old-comic-icons-turned-new-batvillains The Yellow Kid, Snuffy Smith, and Skeezix from Gasoline Alley.

  79. gsmtiger says:

    …by feeding him to Obama.
    He’ll get sent into space by the Iraqis.

  80. blarg says:

    heartbreak after being rejected by Green Lantern.

  81. DamnCat says:

    He visits Camp David and is mistaken for a skeet.

  82. blarg says:

    mortally wounded while trying to put Catwoman’s face through a slice of bread for an instagram picture

  83. Grand Larsen E. says:

    One too many “Holy (fill in the blank) Batman!” cracks and Batman puts his fist through his face and out the back of his skull. (And it’s about time)

  84. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …plays chess with Michelle Obama. Forgets to let the wookiee win.

  85. rodney dill says:


  86. tomg51 says:

    by blocking his tweets.

  87. HokieGomer says:

    @ #70 CTCompromise…

    Not sure many folks remember that one…I, however, remember it fondly. Thank you Mr. Robert D. Rayford.

  88. Dohtimes says:

    He gets crushed by criticisms from lefties when appearing on SNL with the Ambiguously Gay Superhero character and refers to himself as ambiguously heterosexual.

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  90. Heftyjo says:

    ….by liquifying his face with a radioactive acid powered blender.

    To which I say, “about damn time!”

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