Straight Line of the Day: How Will DC Comics Kill Off Robin?

Posted on February 26, 2013 12:00 pm

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How will DC Comics kill off Robin?

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90 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: How Will DC Comics Kill Off Robin?”

  1. rodney dill says:

    “What… is the capital of Assyria?” – I don’t know that! Arrrrrgggghhhh!

  2. Cliff says:


  3. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    One of the criminals will finally get himself a gun?

  4. Fangbeer says:

    Bat butt plug malfunction.

  5. Dohtimes says:

    By having him try and prove he can go into an NFL locker room and carry Manti Teo’s jock.

    A very natural but fatal attraction to a red headed woodpecker.

  6. Dohtimes says:

    While investigating White House crimes suspect Moochelle goes all Basic Instinct, causing Robin to peck his own eyes out.

    Budget cuts and poor typing skills by government employee have Robin being Sea Questered with Aquaman and he drowns due to oceans rising.

  7. Dirk The Imapiler says:

    Obamacare death panel…

  8. HokieGomer says:

    Michael Moore eats Robin after mistaking him for a turkey sandwich.

  9. rodney dill says:

    He’ll be the next US Ambassador to Benghazi

  10. John D says:

    Crack-up in the Batmobile, which will cause Ralph Nader to lobby for dual airbags in all superhero vehicles.

  11. rodney dill says:

    …tried to break the fall when he thought he’d heard Batman was falling… turned out it was really Chris Christie.

  12. Apostic says:

    @ 59.rodney dill

    Heh. Small world. Last time one of the Robins died, it was due to an ambassador from Iran.

  13. Dohtimes says:

    He stops to feed poor Hispanic children some tamales, totally unaware that Michelle is behind him.

    After being outed as an egg layer by the popular Christmas ditty he attempts fleeing to San Francisco but is killed in a tragic wind turbine accident.

  14. Dohtimes says:

    After being horribly disfigured Robin goes mad, and in an attempt to steal Barack’s mom jeans he is crushed when Michelle sits on him, leading a spokesperson to say ‘Tis booty that killed the beast.

  15. Mark L. says:


  16. Tau Dades says:

    …he is confronted by a potential rapist. Taking sound advice he saw on the internet, he peed himself. The rapist got angry and decided to throw him under Obama’s bus, where he was repeatedly run over.

  17. Writer says:

    In an embarrassing Batroom incident.

  18. CTCompromise says:

    WARD robe malfunction while sliding down the bat pole.

  19. CTCompromise says:

    He gets shot, and Batman gives a long lecture about the evils of gun ownership.

  20. CTCompromise says:

    ” In hindsught, I shouildn’t have lit the match…” Batman ARMAGEDON !!

  21. Oppo says:

    Complications from a Penguinal hernia.

  22. CTCompromise says:

    When he literally “fires up”the new Chevy Volt Batmobile.

  23. Oppo says:

    He fails to pay back money he owes McCartney:
    Robin petard to pay Paul.

  24. Oppo says:

    He will die in a stately Wayne manner.

  25. Oppo says:

    “Holy Hand Grenade!”

  26. Oppo says:

    In a nuclear explosion: jihadis mistake Gotham City for Got-Ham . . .

  27. Oppo says:

    He’ll become the Capped Crusader.

  28. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    In a case of media recycling, Robin is killed off by old-comic-icons-turned-new-batvillains The Yellow Kid, Snuffy Smith, and Skeezix from Gasoline Alley.

  29. gsmtiger says:

    …by feeding him to Obama.
    He’ll get sent into space by the Iraqis.

  30. blarg says:

    heartbreak after being rejected by Green Lantern.

  31. DamnCat says:

    He visits Camp David and is mistaken for a skeet.

  32. blarg says:

    mortally wounded while trying to put Catwoman’s face through a slice of bread for an instagram picture

  33. Grand Larsen E. says:

    One too many “Holy (fill in the blank) Batman!” cracks and Batman puts his fist through his face and out the back of his skull. (And it’s about time)

  34. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …plays chess with Michelle Obama. Forgets to let the wookiee win.

  35. rodney dill says:


  36. tomg51 says:

    by blocking his tweets.

  37. HokieGomer says:

    @ #70 CTCompromise…

    Not sure many folks remember that one…I, however, remember it fondly. Thank you Mr. Robert D. Rayford.

  38. Dohtimes says:

    He gets crushed by criticisms from lefties when appearing on SNL with the Ambiguously Gay Superhero character and refers to himself as ambiguously heterosexual.

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  40. Heftyjo says:

    ….by liquifying his face with a radioactive acid powered blender.

    To which I say, “about damn time!”

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