Comments on: Straight Line of the Day: How Will DC Comics Kill Off Robin?

By: Heftyjo

Heftyjo — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 18:34:47 +0000

….by liquifying his face with a radioactive acid powered blender.

To which I say, “about damn time!”

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IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 12:53:36 +0000

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By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 19:37:39 +0000

He gets crushed by criticisms from lefties when appearing on SNL with the Ambiguously Gay Superhero character and refers to himself as ambiguously heterosexual.

By: HokieGomer

HokieGomer — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 13:50:34 +0000

@ #70 CTCompromise…

Not sure many folks remember that one…I, however, remember it fondly. Thank you Mr. Robert D. Rayford.

By: tomg51

tomg51 — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 13:25:30 +0000

by blocking his tweets.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 12:32:52 +0000

BIFF! BAM! POW! THUD!

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 05:38:54 +0000

…plays chess with Michelle Obama. Forgets to let the wookiee win.

By: Grand Larsen E.

Grand Larsen E. — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 02:53:45 +0000

One too many “Holy (fill in the blank) Batman!” cracks and Batman puts his fist through his face and out the back of his skull. (And it’s about time)

By: blarg

blarg — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 02:34:28 +0000

mortally wounded while trying to put Catwoman’s face through a slice of bread for an instagram picture

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 01:57:24 +0000

He visits Camp David and is mistaken for a skeet.

By: blarg

blarg — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 01:41:53 +0000

heartbreak after being rejected by Green Lantern.

By: gsmtiger

gsmtiger — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 01:04:14 +0000

…by feeding him to Obama.
He’ll get sent into space by the Iraqis.

By: Bunkerhillbilly

Bunkerhillbilly — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 22:24:09 +0000

In a case of media recycling, Robin is killed off by old-comic-icons-turned-new-batvillains The Yellow Kid, Snuffy Smith, and Skeezix from Gasoline Alley.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 22:11:05 +0000

He’ll become the Capped Crusader.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 22:06:04 +0000

In a nuclear explosion: jihadis mistake Gotham City for Got-Ham . . .

By: Oppo

Oppo — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 22:00:16 +0000

“Holy Hand Grenade!”

By: Oppo

Oppo — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 21:53:49 +0000

He will die in a stately Wayne manner.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 21:52:02 +0000

He fails to pay back money he owes McCartney:
Robin petard to pay Paul.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 21:51:41 +0000

When he literally “fires up”the new Chevy Volt Batmobile.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 21:50:53 +0000

Complications from a Penguinal hernia.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 21:45:23 +0000

” In hindsught, I shouildn’t have lit the match…” Batman ARMAGEDON !!

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 21:41:53 +0000

He gets shot, and Batman gives a long lecture about the evils of gun ownership.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 21:40:23 +0000

WARD robe malfunction while sliding down the bat pole.

By: Writer

Writer — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 21:02:11 +0000

In an embarrassing Batroom incident.

By: Tau Dades

Tau Dades — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 21:00:59 +0000

…he is confronted by a potential rapist. Taking sound advice he saw on the internet, he peed himself. The rapist got angry and decided to throw him under Obama’s bus, where he was repeatedly run over.