Comments on: Straight Line of the Day: If You Buy a $500,000 Meeting With Obama, It Includes…

By: Writer

Writer — Sat, 02 Mar 2013 03:10:30 +0000

. . . Green Stamps, because their manufacture aids his newest Green Jobs Agenda.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 19:03:29 +0000

…a stern warning not to stare at Obama’s ears.

…your big chance to show off your groveling skills and a severe beat-down if you slobber on The 0nes shoes.

By: cptnmoroni

cptnmoroni — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 16:56:29 +0000

… two 30 minute shotgun shooting lessons from Joe Biden and a free skeet-shooting trip to Camp David.

… an Obamacare waiver.

… the phone number of a really great Secret Service-preferred brothel.

By: cptnmoroni

cptnmoroni — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 16:51:12 +0000

…15 minutes to control of the drone of your choice.

By: cptnmoroni

cptnmoroni — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 16:48:40 +0000

An “I’m with stupid” t-shirt.

By: Matt Musson

Matt Musson — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 14:27:52 +0000

$50 dollars worth of JollyTime Popcorn and whatever is in the Box that Carol is point to.

By: Matt Musson

Matt Musson — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 14:23:11 +0000

A private flight to the Dominican Republic and your choice from five underaged hookers.

Oops. That was the $500,000 dinner with Senator Menendez.

By: HokieGomer

HokieGomer — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 14:20:11 +0000

…a peek inside the Book of Secrets for Obama’s schnauzer schnitzel recipe.

…running one play with the Atomic Football.

By: HokieGomer

HokieGomer — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 14:09:59 +0000

A $1,000,000,000,000 coin. Of course, upon closer inspection it is stamped “Novelty Only”.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 13:58:32 +0000

Membership in his new party, the Smug-Satis Faction.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 13:57:39 +0000

A case of the warm fuzzies (leftover poodles from dinner).

By: Oppo

Oppo — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 13:55:41 +0000

A cabinet position, apparently. You can even Hagel over the price.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 13:54:51 +0000

A free copy of “How To Run A Successful Business” by the Postmaster General. Just pay postage and handling. Please!

By: Oppo

Oppo — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 13:52:47 +0000

Absolutely nothing, according to Jay Carney. He may be more correct than he thinks.

By: Steve

Steve — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 07:41:16 +0000

A pin so you can sign the check in blood…

By: seanmahair

seanmahair — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 02:40:04 +0000

…a peanut butter sandwich and a cup of Koolaid.

By: Doug

Doug — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 23:44:20 +0000

A Place Card, with your name on it.

By: AT

AT — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 22:59:21 +0000

… An Obamacare exemption.

By: Writer

Writer — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 22:52:29 +0000

. . . a vegetarian dinner where he introduces you to his master Nyarlathotep.

By: Writer

Writer — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 22:50:36 +0000

. . . a quart of cheap gin and a date with Susan Fluke.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 22:36:01 +0000

Where you been, Nunya bidness?

By: Nunya

Nunya — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 22:01:57 +0000

…a $500,000 bill for services rendered: Obama gracing you with his presence *barf*

(Hi gang! *waves to my fellow patriots*)

By: Tau Dades

Tau Dades — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 20:52:58 +0000

…a $500 Million dollar govt back loan for the future bankrupt company of your choice.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 20:51:40 +0000

…a seat close enough to Biden’s high chair to watch him dump a bowl of cereal on his head.

…fun ride on one of Michelle’s hips!

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 20:46:36 +0000

…Alec Baldwin using a racial slur you get the blame for because $500,000 means you are not liberal enough and have to be punished.

…a nice red carpet put down for you to crawl on.

…a face to sneer meeting with a dictatorial egotist and hey, what more do you expect to get for a piddly half mil?