Straight Line of the Day: In Response to North Korea’s Latest Nuclear Test, Obama…

Posted on February 14, 2013 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

In response to North Korea’s latest nuclear test, Obama…

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  1. Max says:

    Issued an official statement that contained those three words we all long to hear from a President: “What Me Worry?”

  2. Writer says:

    . . . denounced it all as a Republican Plot to undermine his destruction of the U. S. nuclear warheads.

  3. Writer says:

    . . . offerred to underwrite their Lead Underwear expansion project.

  4. Oppo says:

    … checked off one more thing on his “to do” list.

  5. Oppo says:

    … raised taxes.

  6. HokieGomer says:

    …quickly consulted the WOPR to see if it could predict his next tee time.

  7. Oppo says:

    … got all sad when someone explained it was proliferation, not a pro-life-ration.

  8. Oppo says:

    … put a push-pin in his world map and went “psssh-ewwwww!” Really, this is what I think of him.

  9. Oppo says:

    … got debriefed by his physical trainer.

  10. Oppo says:

    … gave them a “rike” on their Facebook page. That was racist of him, wasn’t it?

  11. Oppo says:

    … vowed, as Breitbart noticed (Wednesday, February 13, 2013), a swift “US Military Response To North Korea Nuke Threat” if he were president, as he did in 2003.

  12. Oppo says:

    Felt Il.

  13. Writer says:

    . . . sent John Kerry to North Korea to negotiate the surrenders of both South Korea and the United States.

  14. Jimmy says:

    …realized his testicles had sounded the retreat.

  15. CTCompromise says:

    In response to North Korea’s latest nuclear test, Obama…checked the internet for any anti-North Korean videos to blame it on.

  16. CTCompromise says:

    In response to North Korea’s latest nuclear test, Obama…stated he was not surprised, Orientals always do well on tests.

  17. CTCompromise says:

    In response to North Korea’s latest nuclear test, Obama…immediatly sent Biden to “ground zero”.

  18. Jimmy says:

    …told reporters that if he had a son, he would be lucky to look like Kim Jung Un.

  19. Jimmy says:

    …faced Mecca, prostrated himself and prayed to Allah while BO sniffed his butt.

    (Okay, that wasn’t nice. But I’m not nice.)

  20. TiminAL says:

    ……..cried like the Bi+€# that he is, but only because it was authorized by the “hottest leader on the planet”

  21. Jimmy says:

    …was briefed on the “nuclear option” regarding North Korea and was surprised to learn it didn’t mean U.S. disarmament.

  22. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . ducked and covered
    . . . asked what his grade was
    . . . asked what the problem was, thinking that North Korea was one of the fifty-seven states

  23. seanmahair says:

    …..wet himself.

  24. Jimmy says:

    …his a$$ blew a perfect ‘A’ note one octave below middle C that sounded like the beginning of a speech.

  25. Grand Larsen E. says:

    Wet his pants.

  26. Veeshir says:

    proposed a new tax, issued an executive order banning all assault rifles and then headed to Palm Beach for a well earned rest.

  27. blarg says:

    … Congratulated his Communist brothers

    … Ignored it and continued pushing his leftist agenda

    ….wondered if they were just looking for a faster way to cook dogs

  28. blarg says:

    … Wrote an executive order mandating that everyone lean the Gangnam Style dance in preparation for welcoming our new Korean masters

  29. NoMoBama says:

    ….said “wow, you guys have crappy nukes, here have some of ours, we have way too many.”

  30. Doug says:

    Said not to worry. It wasn’t a North Korean nuke that generated the 4.9 on the Richter Scale. It was one they were testing for Iran.

  31. rodney dill says:

    …raised his middle finger… then stuck it up his nose.

  32. James says:

    . . . said “are you going to finish that dog?”

  33. tomg51 says:

    …said, “Hey, can I get some of those, too?”

  34. can of spam says:

    … slept through it and made it perfectly clear no one was to call him about it.

  35. Dohtimes says:

    …had to rethink his immigration policies when informed any new Godzilla’s might not qualify for some benefits and voting rights.

  36. Andrew says:

    After the recent escalation in its rhetoric, the NK may have exhausted all the tricks it has in its bullying tactics.
    It seems it is likely to face a situation where it would lose face when it is ignored by all others.
    The international community should not resume or even consider to resume any talks with NK until it backs down by itself totally and completely.
    China should reduce its trade and particularly aid with NK each time the NK plays bully, to make NK’s life more difficulty to send signals that its wayward bully will not work in its own interests but only the contrary.

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