Comments on: Straight Line of the Day: In Response to North Korea’s Latest Nuclear Test, Obama…

By: Andrew

Andrew — Sun, 14 Apr 2013 14:46:28 +0000

After the recent escalation in its rhetoric, the NK may have exhausted all the tricks it has in its bullying tactics.
It seems it is likely to face a situation where it would lose face when it is ignored by all others.
The international community should not resume or even consider to resume any talks with NK until it backs down by itself totally and completely.
China should reduce its trade and particularly aid with NK each time the NK plays bully, to make NK’s life more difficulty to send signals that its wayward bully will not work in its own interests but only the contrary.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 19:08:32 +0000

…had to rethink his immigration policies when informed any new Godzilla’s might not qualify for some benefits and voting rights.

By: can of spam

can of spam — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 14:01:52 +0000

… slept through it and made it perfectly clear no one was to call him about it.

By: tomg51

tomg51 — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 13:10:40 +0000

…said, “Hey, can I get some of those, too?”

By: James

James — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 13:00:25 +0000

. . . said “are you going to finish that dog?”

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 03:21:52 +0000

…raised his middle finger… then stuck it up his nose.

By: Doug

Doug — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 03:19:39 +0000

Said not to worry. It wasn’t a North Korean nuke that generated the 4.9 on the Richter Scale. It was one they were testing for Iran.

By: NoMoBama

NoMoBama — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 02:36:13 +0000

….said “wow, you guys have crappy nukes, here have some of ours, we have way too many.”

By: blarg

blarg — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 02:18:08 +0000

… Wrote an executive order mandating that everyone lean the Gangnam Style dance in preparation for welcoming our new Korean masters

By: blarg

blarg — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 02:13:48 +0000

… Congratulated his Communist brothers

… Ignored it and continued pushing his leftist agenda

….wondered if they were just looking for a faster way to cook dogs

By: Veeshir

Veeshir — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 02:02:00 +0000

proposed a new tax, issued an executive order banning all assault rifles and then headed to Palm Beach for a well earned rest.

By: Grand Larsen E.

Grand Larsen E. — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 00:50:10 +0000

Wet his pants.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 00:14:06 +0000

…his a$$ blew a perfect ‘A’ note one octave below middle C that sounded like the beginning of a speech.

By: seanmahair

seanmahair — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 00:12:25 +0000

…..wet himself.

By: Iowa Jim

Iowa Jim — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 23:46:29 +0000

. . . ducked and covered
. . . asked what his grade was
. . . asked what the problem was, thinking that North Korea was one of the fifty-seven states

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 23:33:27 +0000

…was briefed on the “nuclear option” regarding North Korea and was surprised to learn it didn’t mean U.S. disarmament.

By: TiminAL

TiminAL — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 22:47:53 +0000

……..cried like the Bi+€# that he is, but only because it was authorized by the “hottest leader on the planet”

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 22:29:36 +0000

…faced Mecca, prostrated himself and prayed to Allah while BO sniffed his butt.

(Okay, that wasn’t nice. But I’m not nice.)

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 22:25:48 +0000

…told reporters that if he had a son, he would be lucky to look like Kim Jung Un.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 22:20:36 +0000

In response to North Korea’s latest nuclear test, Obama…immediatly sent Biden to “ground zero”.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 22:19:40 +0000

In response to North Korea’s latest nuclear test, Obama…stated he was not surprised, Orientals always do well on tests.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 22:15:58 +0000

In response to North Korea’s latest nuclear test, Obama…checked the internet for any anti-North Korean videos to blame it on.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 22:15:07 +0000

…realized his testicles had sounded the retreat.

By: Writer

Writer — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 22:13:46 +0000

. . . sent John Kerry to North Korea to negotiate the surrenders of both South Korea and the United States.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 21:59:03 +0000

Felt Il.