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IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! — Sun, 10 Feb 2013 00:43:41 +0000

[...] Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “President Obama is having a second Oval Office built because…” [...]

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 18:41:55 +0000

…”No Smoking In The Oval Office” is not written in the plural.

…liberals belief in liberal math think it doubles his chances of finally making a wise decision.

By: Manse

Manse — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 16:36:09 +0000

He needed more mirrors so he would never lose sight of himself. Pose, pose, pose

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 06:53:18 +0000

…he has to find a better way to distracte Biden during games of “Hide & Seek”.

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 06:20:23 +0000

…he finally found the perfect volcano for it to be built in.

…for racial diversity, it will be built in the Black House.

…two giant ovals remind him of Michelle’s butt.

By: CarolyntheMommy

CarolyntheMommy — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 05:34:32 +0000

…. it’s good to give Joey Bear a playroom close to where Obama can keep his eye on him

By: CarolyntheMommy

CarolyntheMommy — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 05:33:51 +0000

… he needs more wall space for his portraits of Mao

By: CarolyntheMommy

CarolyntheMommy — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 05:33:16 +0000

…. because he wants to tell even more people, “You didn’t build that.”

By: CarolyntheMommy

CarolyntheMommy — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 05:31:49 +0000

… it gives Bill Clinton his old work space back so Obama doesn’t have to ask him to repeatedly fly back from NY every time he needs his a$$ saved.

By: Writer

Writer — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 23:47:02 +0000

. . . so he could talk out of the other side of his mouth.

By: Manse

Manse — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 22:24:02 +0000

The new one has an appearance balcony so he can wave and bless the great unwashed.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 22:00:30 +0000

…their list of things to waste money on is in alphabetical order.

…when it comes time to give up office he can keep one.

…black people still have to work twice as hard to receive proper credit.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 21:59:20 +0000

… he thought Marx said “two each, according to his need.”

By: Oppo

Oppo — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 21:49:17 +0000

… he screwed up the oath of office AGAIN and promised “to uphold the dualities of the offices of the President of the United States.”

By: Oppo

Oppo — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 21:46:40 +0000

… he decoded a message that said not to forget his Oval-team.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 21:44:01 +0000

… one’s for the money, two’s for the show.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 21:43:39 +0000

… he wanted to make his earlier decision to buy two identical monstrous bulletproof black buses look totally normal and typical.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 21:41:56 +0000

— my God — he’s undergoing Might-osis!!!

By: gsmtiger

gsmtiger — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 20:56:58 +0000

…the original one is full of binders.

By: gsmtiger

gsmtiger — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 20:50:03 +0000

…he wants one for his imaginary son to make up for not letting him play football.

By: gsmtiger

gsmtiger — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 20:48:55 +0000

…because he wants to be able to escape Michelle’s rage powers.

By: gsmtiger

gsmtiger — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 20:45:04 +0000

… he needs one for his wookies.

By: gsmtiger

gsmtiger — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 20:44:38 +0000

…he wants to turn the other one into a miniature golf course.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 20:17:39 +0000

…that’s what he gets for putting Joe in charge of Fringe Division.

By: Marc

Marc — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 20:15:05 +0000

…he didn’t build that. Someone else made that happen.

…because when you have to cut military pay and maintenance funding the logical thing to do is renovate the Oval Office and build a second one.