Straight Line of the Day: Raul Castro Announced He Will Retire. Replacing Him Will Be…

Posted on February 27, 2013 12:00 pm

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Raul Castro announced he will retire. Replacing him will be…

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64 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Raul Castro Announced He Will Retire. Replacing Him Will Be…”

  1. Son of Bob says:

    …the staff of MSNBC, of course.

  2. Writer says:

    Hussain Obama, following his retirement from the U. S. Presidency. It should be a piece of cake with everyone already indoctrinated and disarmed.

  3. FormerHostage says:

    …Caul Rastro.

  4. DamnCat says:

    …Bill Clinton. Because Cuban chicks are hot!

  5. FormerHostage says:

    …Zombie Fidel.

  6. Marc says:

    …the ghost of Ernesto Guevara

  7. FormerHostage says:

    …Michelle Obama.

  8. FormerHostage says:

    @Marc

    …the holey ghost of Ernesto Guevara.

    FIFY.

  9. hwy93 says:

    No-one because …SEQUESTER!!!!!!!!!

  10. rodney dill says:

    …Fidel

  11. rodney dill says:

    Jason Castro… from American Idol Season 7

  12. rodney dill says:

    Barackidel Obastro

  13. rodney dill says:

    - Candy Crowley
    – Hugo Chavez
    – Joe Biden
    – Justin Bieber
    – Ozzy Osbourne
    – Octomom

  14. rodney dill says:

    Melanie Haber!
    Melanie Haber?
    Audrey Farber?
    Audrey Farber?
    Susan Underhill?
    Susan Underhill?
    Betty Jo Bialowski!
    Oh, you must mean Nancy.

  15. rodney dill says:

    Sean MacFarlane.

  16. rodney dill says:

    Ricky Ricardo

  17. rodney dill says:

    …or just Rick

  18. Son of Bob says:

    Tito Castro…the one Castro brother whose name everyone remembers even though his solo career never took off.

  19. rodney dill says:

    Brian Wilson (not the Beach Boy)

  20. Matt Musson says:

    The Real Housewives of Havana

  21. Apostic says:

    Raoul Duke. Coming Soon: The Rum Diary II

  22. rodney dill says:

    Billy Gibbons or Dusty Hill

  23. FormerHostage says:

    @Rodney
    #14 the way-back machine!

    Arne Flapdoodle, president of the Funny Names Club

  24. HokieGomer says:

    …King Stupid.

  25. rodney dill says:

    @FormerHostage: #23 – I just fade out my voice like this and cue the orchestra.

  26. gsmtiger says:

    …Joe Biden, because he doesn’t take no malarkey from civilians.

  27. Jimmy says:

    …a 1957 Chevy.

  28. Oppo says:

    … a cigar with White House experience.

  29. Oppo says:

    @27 Jimmy: a Castro convertible

  30. Jimmy says:

    @29… with red sidewalls!

  31. Oppo says:

    … delegated to a head-junta agency.

  32. Oppo says:

    … next to imPOSsible.

  33. Nate says:

    Pope Benedict XVI

  34. Oppo says:

    … a Cuba Libretarian.

  35. Oppo says:

    … my lil’ frien’.

  36. rodney dill says:

    Vizzini

  37. James says:

    Jose Jalepeno . . . on a stick

  38. Mrs. Campbell says:

    An Obama Appointment

    Michelle Obama . . . never too soon to plan for Barry’s retirement.

  39. Dohtimes says:

    …Raul Castrati, if he has the balls to stand up to the United States of Obama.

  40. rodney dill says:

    Emperor Palpatine

  41. Dohtimes says:

    …Generalissimo Francisco Franco, who is actually less dead than Fidel, shows more brain activity than Raul, and is as Cuban as Hugo Chavez.

  42. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …an inanimate carbon rod.

    …anyone from San Francisco’s Castro District.

  43. blarg says:

    … who cares?

    … Obama… and the island will be renamed “Elba”

  44. Apostic says:

    …a woman suffering from Castro-enteritis. (Oh, wait — is that a “sick” joke?)

  45. Jimmy says:

    @43 – you ruined the Internet with that sick joke.

    Prescription: Bacon!

  46. rodney dill says:

    Maybe Pollux can take over.

  47. Dohtimes says:

    Barack Raulsain Obamanista, el Presidente of all 58 estados unidos.

  48. Marc says:

    Sonia Sotomayor

  49. Leaperjohn says:

    His name . . . Jose Jimenez.

  50. CTCompromise says:

    The Most Interesting Man In The World: ” I don’t usually rule a country, but when I do..It’s Cuba”

  51. CTCompromise says:

    Fernando Lamas…Everyone likes to be told that they look “Marvolous”.

  52. CTCompromise says:

    Hillary Clinton..Because Cuban chicks are hot! {winks at DamnCat @4.}

  53. Oppo says:

    @1 “…the staff of MSNBC, of course.” – Son of Bob
    … Would that make them El Pressidente?

    … Charo, in a kitschy, Koch-y coup.

    … a Hungarian, surprisingly enough — yet Rubik’s Cuba will stymie many and defeat some.

    … Mary L. Boatlift

    … Castro GTX (like Fidel, good for either 2 or 4 strokes)

    … Gulag-an (along with the Skipper, the Professor, and the rest)

  54. rodney dill says:

    Grumpy Cat

  55. Writer says:

    . . . former New York City Mayor Bloomberg.

  56. Iowa Jim says:

    Chuck Hagel
    Janet Napolitano
    Eric Holder

  57. blarg says:

    … it would have to be someone with a unparalleled and deep love for cigars… I can’t think of any more appropriate than Monica Lewinsky.

  58. blarg says:

    … whoever contributes the most money to Obama’s “no, this isn’t just cash for access” club

    … escaped Al Quida terrorist from Gitmo (#BlameSequestration)

  59. rodney dill says:

    @57 blarg – …and there’s a beard where the cigar goes as well….

  60. Dohtimes says:

    …someone whose lack of acheivement and unparalleled failure rate can only be chosen by the voters of the United States.

  61. Dohtimes says:

    …someone other than Mayor Bloomberg, because the people there are not allowed to have even 16 ounces of anything already.

  62. Paul says:

    A PSA video by Hollywood elites demanding a plan now.

  63. jw says:

    Fulgencio Batista

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