Straight Line of the Day: Raul Castro Announced He Will Retire. Replacing Him Will Be…

Posted on February 27, 2013 12:00 pm

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Raul Castro announced he will retire. Replacing him will be…

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64 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Raul Castro Announced He Will Retire. Replacing Him Will Be…”

  1. CTCompromise says:

    Fernando Lamas…Everyone likes to be told that they look “Marvolous”.

  2. CTCompromise says:

    Hillary Clinton..Because Cuban chicks are hot! {winks at DamnCat @4.}

  3. Oppo says:

    @1 “…the staff of MSNBC, of course.” – Son of Bob
    … Would that make them El Pressidente?

    … Charo, in a kitschy, Koch-y coup.

    … a Hungarian, surprisingly enough — yet Rubik’s Cuba will stymie many and defeat some.

    … Mary L. Boatlift

    … Castro GTX (like Fidel, good for either 2 or 4 strokes)

    … Gulag-an (along with the Skipper, the Professor, and the rest)

  4. rodney dill says:

    Grumpy Cat

  5. Writer says:

    . . . former New York City Mayor Bloomberg.

  6. Iowa Jim says:

    Chuck Hagel
    Janet Napolitano
    Eric Holder

  7. blarg says:

    … it would have to be someone with a unparalleled and deep love for cigars… I can’t think of any more appropriate than Monica Lewinsky.

  8. blarg says:

    … whoever contributes the most money to Obama’s “no, this isn’t just cash for access” club

    … escaped Al Quida terrorist from Gitmo (#BlameSequestration)

  9. rodney dill says:

    @57 blarg – …and there’s a beard where the cigar goes as well….

  10. Dohtimes says:

    …someone whose lack of acheivement and unparalleled failure rate can only be chosen by the voters of the United States.

  11. Dohtimes says:

    …someone other than Mayor Bloomberg, because the people there are not allowed to have even 16 ounces of anything already.

  12. Paul says:

    A PSA video by Hollywood elites demanding a plan now.

  13. jw says:

    Fulgencio Batista

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