Straight Line of the Day: Raul Castro Announced He Will Retire. Replacing Him Will Be…
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Raul Castro announced he will retire. Replacing him will be…
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February 27th, 2013 at 12:02 pm
…the staff of MSNBC, of course.
February 27th, 2013 at 12:06 pm
Hussain Obama, following his retirement from the U. S. Presidency. It should be a piece of cake with everyone already indoctrinated and disarmed.
February 27th, 2013 at 12:11 pm
…Caul Rastro.
February 27th, 2013 at 12:13 pm
…Bill Clinton. Because Cuban chicks are hot!
February 27th, 2013 at 12:13 pm
…Zombie Fidel.
February 27th, 2013 at 12:20 pm
…the ghost of Ernesto Guevara
February 27th, 2013 at 12:22 pm
…Michelle Obama.
February 27th, 2013 at 12:23 pm
@Marc
…the holey ghost of Ernesto Guevara.
FIFY.
February 27th, 2013 at 12:24 pm
No-one because …SEQUESTER!!!!!!!!!
February 27th, 2013 at 12:26 pm
…Fidel
February 27th, 2013 at 12:27 pm
Jason Castro… from American Idol Season 7
February 27th, 2013 at 12:27 pm
Barackidel Obastro
February 27th, 2013 at 12:29 pm
- Candy Crowley
- Hugo Chavez
- Joe Biden
- Justin Bieber
- Ozzy Osbourne
- Octomom
February 27th, 2013 at 12:32 pm
Melanie Haber!
Melanie Haber?
Audrey Farber?
Audrey Farber?
Susan Underhill?
Susan Underhill?
Betty Jo Bialowski!
Oh, you must mean Nancy.
February 27th, 2013 at 12:33 pm
Sean MacFarlane.
February 27th, 2013 at 12:36 pm
Ricky Ricardo
February 27th, 2013 at 12:40 pm
…or just Rick
February 27th, 2013 at 12:42 pm
Tito Castro…the one Castro brother whose name everyone remembers even though his solo career never took off.
February 27th, 2013 at 12:43 pm
Brian Wilson (not the Beach Boy)
February 27th, 2013 at 12:47 pm
The Real Housewives of Havana
February 27th, 2013 at 12:49 pm
…Raoul Duke. Coming Soon: The Rum Diary II
February 27th, 2013 at 12:50 pm
Billy Gibbons or Dusty Hill
February 27th, 2013 at 12:54 pm
@Rodney
#14 the way-back machine!
Arne Flapdoodle, president of the Funny Names Club
February 27th, 2013 at 12:54 pm
…King Stupid.
February 27th, 2013 at 1:00 pm
@FormerHostage: #23 – I just fade out my voice like this and cue the orchestra.
February 27th, 2013 at 1:03 pm
…Joe Biden, because he doesn’t take no malarkey from civilians.
February 27th, 2013 at 1:08 pm
…a 1957 Chevy.
February 27th, 2013 at 1:12 pm
… a cigar with White House experience.
February 27th, 2013 at 1:14 pm
@27 Jimmy: a Castro convertible
February 27th, 2013 at 1:20 pm
@29… with red sidewalls!
February 27th, 2013 at 1:22 pm
… delegated to a head-junta agency.
February 27th, 2013 at 1:23 pm
… next to imPOSsible.
February 27th, 2013 at 1:24 pm
Pope Benedict XVI
February 27th, 2013 at 1:25 pm
… a Cuba Libretarian.
February 27th, 2013 at 1:27 pm
… my lil’ frien’.
February 27th, 2013 at 1:28 pm
Vizzini
February 27th, 2013 at 1:29 pm
Jose Jalepeno . . . on a stick
February 27th, 2013 at 1:44 pm
An Obama Appointment
Michelle Obama . . . never too soon to plan for Barry’s retirement.
February 27th, 2013 at 2:04 pm
…Raul Castrati, if he has the balls to stand up to the United States of Obama.
February 27th, 2013 at 2:11 pm
Emperor Palpatine
February 27th, 2013 at 2:12 pm
…Generalissimo Francisco Franco, who is actually less dead than Fidel, shows more brain activity than Raul, and is as Cuban as Hugo Chavez.
February 27th, 2013 at 2:33 pm
…an inanimate carbon rod.
…anyone from San Francisco’s Castro District.
February 27th, 2013 at 2:42 pm
… who cares?
… Obama… and the island will be renamed “Elba”
February 27th, 2013 at 2:42 pm
…a woman suffering from Castro-enteritis. (Oh, wait — is that a “sick” joke?)
February 27th, 2013 at 2:57 pm
@43 – you ruined the Internet with that sick joke.
Prescription: Bacon!
February 27th, 2013 at 3:03 pm
Maybe Pollux can take over.
February 27th, 2013 at 3:33 pm
Barack Raulsain Obamanista, el Presidente of all 58 estados unidos.
February 27th, 2013 at 3:35 pm
Sonia Sotomayor
February 27th, 2013 at 4:26 pm
His name . . . Jose Jimenez.
February 27th, 2013 at 4:41 pm
The Most Interesting Man In The World: ” I don’t usually rule a country, but when I do..It’s Cuba”
February 27th, 2013 at 4:46 pm
Fernando Lamas…Everyone likes to be told that they look “Marvolous”.
February 27th, 2013 at 4:48 pm
Hillary Clinton..Because Cuban chicks are hot! {winks at DamnCat @4.}
February 27th, 2013 at 4:52 pm
@1 “…the staff of MSNBC, of course.” – Son of Bob
… Would that make them El Pressidente?
… Charo, in a kitschy, Koch-y coup.
… a Hungarian, surprisingly enough — yet Rubik’s Cuba will stymie many and defeat some.
… Mary L. Boatlift
… Castro GTX (like Fidel, good for either 2 or 4 strokes)
… Gulag-an (along with the Skipper, the Professor, and the rest)
February 27th, 2013 at 4:57 pm
Grumpy Cat
February 27th, 2013 at 5:24 pm
. . . former New York City Mayor Bloomberg.
February 27th, 2013 at 5:27 pm
Chuck Hagel
Janet Napolitano
Eric Holder
February 27th, 2013 at 5:34 pm
… it would have to be someone with a unparalleled and deep love for cigars… I can’t think of any more appropriate than Monica Lewinsky.
February 27th, 2013 at 5:46 pm
… whoever contributes the most money to Obama’s “no, this isn’t just cash for access” club
… escaped Al Quida terrorist from Gitmo (#BlameSequestration)
February 27th, 2013 at 5:51 pm
@57 blarg – …and there’s a beard where the cigar goes as well….
February 27th, 2013 at 6:09 pm
…someone whose lack of acheivement and unparalleled failure rate can only be chosen by the voters of the United States.
February 27th, 2013 at 6:12 pm
…someone other than Mayor Bloomberg, because the people there are not allowed to have even 16 ounces of anything already.
February 27th, 2013 at 7:45 pm
A PSA video by Hollywood elites demanding a plan now.
February 27th, 2013 at 8:15 pm
Fulgencio Batista
March 1st, 2013 at 7:47 am
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