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The first tweet on Al Qaeda’s new Twitter account…
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February 11th, 2013 at 12:02 pm
I can haz all ur goatz
February 11th, 2013 at 12:03 pm
#YOLO
February 11th, 2013 at 12:04 pm
Quick Achmed… put the pin back in the gren
February 11th, 2013 at 12:04 pm
Allahu Twitbar
February 11th, 2013 at 12:08 pm
Shessh I’m tired of goat.
February 11th, 2013 at 12:08 pm
This character limit goes against Allah!
February 11th, 2013 at 12:10 pm
You shall al bow before Allah’s mighty 120 characters!
February 11th, 2013 at 12:11 pm
C U @ Spring break Tel Aviv, It’ll be a blast.
February 11th, 2013 at 12:11 pm
We’re on Twitter! Follow us to hear the will of Allah daily!
February 11th, 2013 at 12:11 pm
#gurlorgoat – vote now
February 11th, 2013 at 12:11 pm
DIY Suicide Bombings – there’s an app for that.
February 11th, 2013 at 12:11 pm
We will walk many mile for camel.
February 11th, 2013 at 12:12 pm
@tomg51 #10 – I kid you not.
February 11th, 2013 at 12:13 pm
#humpedanimals – Even our sheep are domedary.
February 11th, 2013 at 12:14 pm
no one can #twitterbomb like we can #YOLO
February 11th, 2013 at 12:14 pm
… was from the U.S.: “Up till now, we’ve been a mediocre Satan at best. Want to see a great Satan?”
February 11th, 2013 at 12:15 pm
Death to America! RT if you think #JustinBeiber is sexxxy!!
February 11th, 2013 at 12:20 pm
Subscribe on Youtube for DIY bomb tutorials!
February 11th, 2013 at 12:25 pm
…”DEATH TO TWITTER”
February 11th, 2013 at 12:29 pm
safkbkasakfn;kne 0[aa*
[*the monkey that set up the Twitter account is in space]
February 11th, 2013 at 12:32 pm
Service No Longer Available: This account suspended due to violations of terms of service. — Twitter
February 11th, 2013 at 12:32 pm
#flashmob@12@mybomb
February 11th, 2013 at 12:36 pm
“Did you see Obama trying to fire skeet gun? lol lol lol lol”
February 11th, 2013 at 12:41 pm
ha ha hashishtag get it give it here no its my turn give it 2 me let go ur going to break it im usin it wait ur turn k fine boom just kidding
February 11th, 2013 at 12:43 pm
… I keel you!!
February 11th, 2013 at 12:46 pm
“Obama was right: we are now in full retweet all over the world. Ha!”
February 11th, 2013 at 12:51 pm
Aaugh! I’m using an infi-Dell computer!
February 11th, 2013 at 12:54 pm
…..First!!!!
February 11th, 2013 at 1:25 pm
…denied the Infidels’ false reporting that Al Qaeda had a Twitter account.
February 11th, 2013 at 1:25 pm
Yep, the popularity of Twitter is exploding.
February 11th, 2013 at 1:25 pm
OMG . . . I mean, OMA . . .
February 11th, 2013 at 1:36 pm
# slpodeyguysrus
February 11th, 2013 at 1:36 pm
We expand like Al Gore #Al Jezeera Network
February 11th, 2013 at 1:40 pm
There are no friends, only enemies we haven’t blown up yet.
February 11th, 2013 at 1:42 pm
12th century meets 21st century today!
February 11th, 2013 at 1:43 pm
I forgot my Peshaward
February 11th, 2013 at 2:11 pm
#Myname is Indigo bin laden, you killed my father, prepare to die.
February 11th, 2013 at 2:27 pm
…Burqa chicks are hot!!! #MakeMyRobeATent
February 11th, 2013 at 2:32 pm
…”Twitter is Great Satan. It corrupteded me! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhlaaaaaahhh!!!”
February 11th, 2013 at 2:45 pm
Durka Durka #muhammad jihad
February 11th, 2013 at 3:09 pm
#whathappensinmeccastaysinmecca
February 11th, 2013 at 3:15 pm
TWITTER!TWITTER!TWITTER!TWITTER!TWITTER!TWITTER!TWITTER!TWITTER!TWITTER!BOOM!#meetsexyvirgins
February 11th, 2013 at 3:28 pm
#suicidejokes A terrorist walks into a mosque and says…
February 11th, 2013 at 3:29 pm
#suicidejokes Who do martyrs look up to? Napolean Blownapart lol
February 11th, 2013 at 3:33 pm
How many martyrs does it take to change a light bulb? What’s a light bulb? #lolterritz
February 11th, 2013 at 3:33 pm
…Kill Ugly Betty #DeathToAmerica
February 11th, 2013 at 3:34 pm
What is another name for goat herder? Pimp #lolterritz
February 11th, 2013 at 3:41 pm
gonna party like its 1499 #blowtheroofoff
February 11th, 2013 at 3:47 pm
…”We are looking for virgins in all the wrong places.”
February 11th, 2013 at 3:49 pm
Gitmo sperm smugglers wanted. #donot$wall0w
February 11th, 2013 at 4:07 pm
…Today’s Fatwa: If you fail @martyrdom Rape Yr Way 2 Heaven.
…Twitterz!!! More fun than stoning your daughter.
February 11th, 2013 at 4:10 pm
LOL @Bombmude I meant MY daughter Your lil Islameekah was a bleeder.
February 11th, 2013 at 5:01 pm
Silence! I Keel you!
February 12th, 2013 at 5:43 am
how do we qualify for blue crescent in case of workplace accidents
February 12th, 2013 at 4:06 pm
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