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	<title>Comments on: Straight Line of the Day: The First Tweet on Al Qaeda&#8217;s New Twitter Account&#8230;</title>
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		<title>By: IMAO &#187; Blog Archive &#187; You&#8217;ve Been Judged!</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-the-first-tweet-on-al-qaedas-new-twitter-account/comment-page-2/#comment-418588</link>
		<dc:creator>IMAO &#187; Blog Archive &#187; You&#8217;ve Been Judged!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2013 21:06:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to &#8220;The first tweet on Al Qaeda&#8217;s new Twitter account&#8230;&#8221; [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to &#8220;The first tweet on Al Qaeda&#8217;s new Twitter account&#8230;&#8221; [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Writer</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-the-first-tweet-on-al-qaedas-new-twitter-account/comment-page-2/#comment-418038</link>
		<dc:creator>Writer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2013 10:43:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[how do we qualify for blue crescent in case of workplace accidents]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>how do we qualify for blue crescent in case of workplace accidents</p>
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		<title>By: Armed and Larry</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-the-first-tweet-on-al-qaedas-new-twitter-account/comment-page-2/#comment-417661</link>
		<dc:creator>Armed and Larry</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 22:01:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Silence! I Keel you!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Silence! I Keel you!</p>
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		<title>By: Dohtimes</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-the-first-tweet-on-al-qaedas-new-twitter-account/comment-page-2/#comment-417609</link>
		<dc:creator>Dohtimes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 21:10:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[LOL @Bombmude I meant MY daughter Your lil Islameekah was a bleeder.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL @Bombmude I meant MY daughter Your lil Islameekah was a bleeder.</p>
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		<title>By: Dohtimes</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-the-first-tweet-on-al-qaedas-new-twitter-account/comment-page-2/#comment-417607</link>
		<dc:creator>Dohtimes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 21:07:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[...Today&#039;s Fatwa: If you fail @martyrdom Rape Yr Way 2 Heaven.

...Twitterz!!! More fun than stoning your daughter.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;Today&#8217;s Fatwa: If you fail @martyrdom Rape Yr Way 2 Heaven.</p>
<p>&#8230;Twitterz!!! More fun than stoning your daughter.</p>
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		<title>By: rodney dill</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-the-first-tweet-on-al-qaedas-new-twitter-account/comment-page-1/#comment-417593</link>
		<dc:creator>rodney dill</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 20:49:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gitmo sperm smugglers wanted. #donot$wall0w]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gitmo sperm smugglers wanted. #donot$wall0w</p>
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		<title>By: Jimmy</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-the-first-tweet-on-al-qaedas-new-twitter-account/comment-page-1/#comment-417589</link>
		<dc:creator>Jimmy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 20:47:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[...&quot;We are looking for virgins in all the wrong places.&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;&#8221;We are looking for virgins in all the wrong places.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: FormerHostage</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-the-first-tweet-on-al-qaedas-new-twitter-account/comment-page-1/#comment-417583</link>
		<dc:creator>FormerHostage</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 20:41:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[gonna party like its 1499 #blowtheroofoff]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>gonna party like its 1499 #blowtheroofoff</p>
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		<title>By: FormerHostage</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-the-first-tweet-on-al-qaedas-new-twitter-account/comment-page-1/#comment-417563</link>
		<dc:creator>FormerHostage</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 20:34:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What is another name for goat herder? Pimp #lolterritz]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What is another name for goat herder? Pimp #lolterritz</p>
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		<title>By: Bob in Feenicks</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-the-first-tweet-on-al-qaedas-new-twitter-account/comment-page-1/#comment-417560</link>
		<dc:creator>Bob in Feenicks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 20:33:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[...Kill Ugly Betty #DeathToAmerica]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;Kill Ugly Betty #DeathToAmerica</p>
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		<title>By: FormerHostage</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-the-first-tweet-on-al-qaedas-new-twitter-account/comment-page-1/#comment-417559</link>
		<dc:creator>FormerHostage</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 20:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How many martyrs does it take to change a light bulb? What&#039;s a light bulb? #lolterritz]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How many martyrs does it take to change a light bulb? What&#8217;s a light bulb? #lolterritz</p>
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		<title>By: FormerHostage</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-the-first-tweet-on-al-qaedas-new-twitter-account/comment-page-1/#comment-417551</link>
		<dc:creator>FormerHostage</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 20:29:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[#suicidejokes Who do martyrs look up to? Napolean Blownapart lol]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>#suicidejokes Who do martyrs look up to? Napolean Blownapart lol</p>
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		<title>By: FormerHostage</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-the-first-tweet-on-al-qaedas-new-twitter-account/comment-page-1/#comment-417550</link>
		<dc:creator>FormerHostage</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 20:28:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[#suicidejokes A terrorist walks into a mosque and says...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>#suicidejokes A terrorist walks into a mosque and says&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Max</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-the-first-tweet-on-al-qaedas-new-twitter-account/comment-page-1/#comment-417533</link>
		<dc:creator>Max</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 20:15:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[TWITTER!TWITTER!TWITTER!TWITTER!TWITTER!TWITTER!TWITTER!TWITTER!TWITTER!BOOM!#meetsexyvirgins]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>TWITTER!TWITTER!TWITTER!TWITTER!TWITTER!TWITTER!TWITTER!TWITTER!TWITTER!BOOM!#meetsexyvirgins</p>
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		<title>By: artvol11</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-the-first-tweet-on-al-qaedas-new-twitter-account/comment-page-1/#comment-417531</link>
		<dc:creator>artvol11</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 20:09:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[#whathappensinmeccastaysinmecca]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>#whathappensinmeccastaysinmecca</p>
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		<title>By: Corey</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-the-first-tweet-on-al-qaedas-new-twitter-account/comment-page-1/#comment-417498</link>
		<dc:creator>Corey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 19:45:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Durka Durka #muhammad jihad]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Durka Durka #muhammad jihad</p>
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		<title>By: Jimmy</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-the-first-tweet-on-al-qaedas-new-twitter-account/comment-page-1/#comment-417488</link>
		<dc:creator>Jimmy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 19:32:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[...&quot;Twitter is Great Satan. It corrupteded me!  Ahhhhhhhhhhhhlaaaaaahhh!!!&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;&#8221;Twitter is Great Satan. It corrupteded me!  Ahhhhhhhhhhhhlaaaaaahhh!!!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Dohtimes</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-the-first-tweet-on-al-qaedas-new-twitter-account/comment-page-1/#comment-417484</link>
		<dc:creator>Dohtimes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 19:27:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[...Burqa chicks are hot!!! #MakeMyRobeATent]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;Burqa chicks are hot!!! #MakeMyRobeATent</p>
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		<title>By: plentyobailouts</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-the-first-tweet-on-al-qaedas-new-twitter-account/comment-page-1/#comment-417475</link>
		<dc:creator>plentyobailouts</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 19:11:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[#Myname is Indigo bin laden, you killed my father, prepare to die.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>#Myname is Indigo bin laden, you killed my father, prepare to die.</p>
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		<title>By: Oppo</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-the-first-tweet-on-al-qaedas-new-twitter-account/comment-page-1/#comment-417450</link>
		<dc:creator>Oppo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 18:43:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I forgot my Peshaward]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I forgot my Peshaward</p>
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		<title>By: CTCompromise</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-the-first-tweet-on-al-qaedas-new-twitter-account/comment-page-1/#comment-417448</link>
		<dc:creator>CTCompromise</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 18:42:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[12th century meets 21st century today!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>12th century meets 21st century today!</p>
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		<title>By: CTCompromise</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-the-first-tweet-on-al-qaedas-new-twitter-account/comment-page-1/#comment-417445</link>
		<dc:creator>CTCompromise</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 18:40:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are no friends, only enemies we haven&#039;t blown up yet.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There are no friends, only enemies we haven&#8217;t blown up yet.</p>
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		<title>By: CTCompromise</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-the-first-tweet-on-al-qaedas-new-twitter-account/comment-page-1/#comment-417439</link>
		<dc:creator>CTCompromise</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 18:36:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We expand like Al Gore  #Al Jezeera Network]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We expand like Al Gore  #Al Jezeera Network</p>
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		<title>By: storm1911</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-the-first-tweet-on-al-qaedas-new-twitter-account/comment-page-1/#comment-417438</link>
		<dc:creator>storm1911</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 18:36:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[# slpodeyguysrus]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p># slpodeyguysrus</p>
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		<title>By: Oppo</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-the-first-tweet-on-al-qaedas-new-twitter-account/comment-page-1/#comment-417428</link>
		<dc:creator>Oppo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 18:25:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[OMG . . . I mean, OMA . . .]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG . . . I mean, OMA . . .</p>
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