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IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 20:22:29 +0000

[...] Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “The most awkward moment at Chuck Hagel’s Defense Secretary confirmation hearing…” [...]

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 16:11:06 +0000

…was when he started answering in “gansta” to look tough.

…was the flurry of text messages he kept getting from Ahmadinejad.

…was when, after a particularly tough question, he pleaded the Fifth.

…was when he yelled ‘hoohaa’ after each answer and pumped his fist.

…was after mention was made of the destruction of Israel he started groping himself.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 00:06:28 +0000

… when Paula Broadwell started sexting him.

By: Writer

Writer — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 23:12:24 +0000

. . . was when he responded to “Why do you consider yourself a Republican?” with “Because I want to get elected”.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 22:21:45 +0000

When they asked him on his views of Military Psy-Ops he started dancing Gangnam style.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 21:48:45 +0000

… was when he started his testimony by introducing himself as Chuck, via “The Name Game” song.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 21:46:29 +0000

… was when he said he loves to see women in combat positions, and winked.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 21:45:04 +0000

… was when he promised his first order of business would be to put down the Wuss Skeet Rebellion.

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 21:09:00 +0000

…was when he claimed that his “Jewish lobby” remark was in reference to the waiting room at his gastroenterologist’s office.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 20:42:23 +0000

…was Obama holding a shotgun and reminding everyone that if he had a son all white people would look like skeet to him, especially Republicans.

…was when John Kerry served him with a copyright suit for mentioning that he had served in Vietnam.

…came when he explained to McCain the difference between a homeless guy sleeping in dumpsters and a sniper shooting space aliens in the alley behind the Chinese restaurant with his ray gun and besides what difference does it make if Martians died?

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 20:08:20 +0000

…when he ‘fell’ out of his chair and faked a concussion.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 19:54:55 +0000

…was when HE introduced John Kerry and Joe Biden, as his brother Darryl, and his other brother Darryl.

By: Iowa Jim

Iowa Jim — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 19:52:23 +0000

. . . was the moment at which he put his hands over his ears and shouted over and over, “I can’t hear you!”

By: blarg

blarg — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 19:50:30 +0000

… Constantly having to explain to him that the 5th amendment does not apply in Senate confirmation hearings since he wasn’t on trial, but he just kept insisting that he was just following orders.

By: blarg

blarg — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 19:42:40 +0000

… When he absentmindedly started listing all the reasons for why we should annex Poland

… When Barney Frank asked him if he told him he had a beautiful body if he’d hold it against him

… When his answers made Caitlin Upton sound intelligent

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 19:36:45 +0000

…when faced with a question he couldn’t answer, responded, “What do you mean, African or European?”

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 19:33:19 +0000

…was his unexpected Gungan accent

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 19:32:00 +0000

…was when he performed the Star Spangled Banner completely via Flatuence… the high notes were specktacular.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 19:30:01 +0000

…was his profound knowledge of Vogon poetry.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 19:29:30 +0000

…was his rolling the two ball bearings around in his hand muttering something about who ate the strawberries.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 19:28:09 +0000

…was when he kept raising his arms in the air and screaming, “SERENITY NOW!!!”

By: Sharky

Sharky — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 18:59:05 +0000

… when asked why he most wanted to be Secretary of Defense, Hagel replied, “Because of my life-long love of chain link and barbed wire.”

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 18:41:22 +0000

…was when his face went blank and people gasped, “It’s full of stars!”

By: Manolo

Manolo — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 18:35:04 +0000

The most awkward moment at Chuck Hagel’s Defense Secretary confirmation hearing…was him saying that as a Senator he practically worshipped the Pentagram.

By: Manolo

Manolo — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 18:32:10 +0000

The most awkward moment at Chuck Hagel’s Defense Secretary confirmation hearing…was when he insisted that it’s impossible for a metal ship to float.