Straight Line of the Day: The Real Cause of the Blackout During the Super Bowl…

Posted on February 6, 2013 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The real cause of the blackout during the Super Bowl…

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68 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: The Real Cause of the Blackout During the Super Bowl…”

  1. NoMoBama says:

    The sun went down and the wind stopped blowing.

  2. Jimmy says:

    I was working on a Chris Christie angle but CarolyntheSuperMommy beat me to it – fortunately.

    I was just gonna say that “Chris Cristy sat down on a distribution panel while on his way to the fat man’s restroom to dump a load.” Yeah, I know.

  3. a guy named Rob says:

    …was the surge caused by all the Chevy volts being unplugged at the same time as their owners all left the stadium after the half time show…since if they drive a volt, they sure weren’t there for the football game

  4. a guy named Rob says:

    …was caused by a mischievous 6th grader with a potato and 2 wires hooking in

  5. Writer says:

    . . . the Solar Panels had to have a sunlamp installed, since the three car batteries had been exhaqusted.

  6. Writer says:

    . . .Biden had to go to the restroom, and disconnected himself from the Fuse Box and they needed someone with the correct resistance to fuse it and restart it.

  7. Writer says:

    . . . the FCC demanded a hurricane drill at that time.

  8. Jimmy says:

    Writer, do you have the feeling we haven’t seen the last of Chris Christie, unfortunately?

    I’m in the mood for an inspired Frank J., Chris Christie, “Fatty Fatty Fat Fat” thread.

  9. CTCompromise says:

    …New Orleans was depending on Solyndra to provide 34 minutes of power.

  10. CTCompromise says:

    …more time for those $4,000,000,000.00=30 second ads.

  11. rodney dill says:

    Obama shot out the lights while skeet shooting

  12. rodney dill says:

    @Jimmy #58 – Chris Christie? R.O.U.S?* I don’t beleef dey exist.

    Maybe we can pay Stewie to follow him around with a tuba.

    *(Republican Of Unusual Size)

  13. Writer says:

    Jimmy, isn’t it difficult to see the last of him?

  14. jerome says:

    ……Buffalo Wild Wings had to film a new commercial

  15. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …according to Kanye West, is that George Bush doesn’t care about blackouts.

  16. FormerHostage says:

    …the hamster suffered a massive coronary and they didn’t have a backup.

  17. cheeseball says:

    …deep in the bowels of the Superdome a lonely janitor plugged in his toaster.

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