Maybe we can pay Stewie to follow him around with a tuba.

*(Republican Of Unusual Size)

I’m in the mood for an inspired Frank J., Chris Christie, “Fatty Fatty Fat Fat” thread.

I was just gonna say that “Chris Cristy sat down on a distribution panel while on his way to the fat man’s restroom to dump a load.” Yeah, I know.

“. . . was Joooos!” says: Chuck Hagel, Al Sharpton, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and heck, let’s face it, every Democrat who isn’t a Jew.

“. . . was those other two guys, not me!” says Ray Lewis.

“. . . was union labor” says every Republican.

“. . . had better not be mentioned at all in any discussion of whether New Orleans is a well-run city or you are a RAAACIST!!1!” says every liberal.

“. . . was the greedy 1% hogging up more than their fair share of the electricity” says every Occupooper.

” . . . absolutely, positively was NOT government-mandated requirements that at least 20% of electricity generated must come from a renewable source” says California’s moonbat-dominated government. Also, your electricity bill increased by 33% because the electric companies are all owned by greedy bastards. Renewal energy is amazingly wonderful and all-good, and capitalists are all-bad, K?

The Dome got Grontkowskied!

…Ray Lewis’s eye black was using steroids.

…scheduling mistake had Obama at the stadium for his Sunday skeet shoot.