Straight Line of the Day: The Weirdest Thing About Michelle Obama’s Appearance at the Oscars…

Posted on February 25, 2013 12:00 pm

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The weirdest thing about Michelle Obama’s appearance at the Oscars…

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69 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: The Weirdest Thing About Michelle Obama’s Appearance at the Oscars…”

  1. rodney dill says:

    …is frankly just her appearance.

  2. rodney dill says:

    …was that she kept referencing hanging out with Seth Macfairlane at the Bearded Clam in Quahog afterward.

  3. rodney dill says:

    …she kept saying, “Let the Wookie win.”

  4. Matt Musson says:

    that she did not spend $10 million in Taxpayer dollars just to fly out and attend in person.

  5. Joel says:

    … that she wasn’t given an Oscar of her own.

  6. can of spam says:

    … was that anyone was surprised by one of the royal couple inserting themselves into any event.

  7. jw says:

    …was michelle obama.

  8. Son of Bob says:

    …was that she kept saying she only came for the Pi.

  9. g says:

    … Sarah Jessica Parker wouldn’t leave Michelle’s side. Turns out it was her one chance to look attractive

  10. DamnCat says:

    …it was the first time she was proud of The Oscars.

  11. Jimmy says:

    …was the record number of TV remote control clicks that occurred the moment she appeared.

  12. Oppo says:

    … wasthat no one called her the Red Carpette.

  13. Dohtimes says:

    …was her husband being awarded a special Oscar for his Titanic failures.

    …she was topless and her boobs are tattooed “Rose” and “Bud”.

  14. Oppo says:

    … was that she herself didn’t get a Look-atta-me Award.

  15. blarg says:

    … that she put down the rack of bbq ribs for the entire duration of the appearance

    … that she didn’t have time to shave before such a high profile appearance

    … that it only cost Harvey Weinstein only a couple of campaign contributions to get the First Lady to jump when he said “jump”

    … that anyone was still watching

    … that she didn’t chastise Adelle for being fat

    … that she didn’t say “daddy sends his love” to Jamie Fox

  16. artvol11 says:

    …was when the directors of Argo announced Argo 2:Benghazi was in production.

  17. Thor says:

    Her surprising snub by the Oscar Committee–She was a shoe-in for best supporting actress in a Fiscal tragedy.

  18. rodney dill says:

    …when holding an Oscar she kept asking, “Where do the D-cells go?”

  19. rodney dill says:

    …she kept saying he Cleavon Little won the best actor award.

  20. rodney dill says:

    …just like Seth’s song… we got to see her boobs… Barry and Joe.

  21. Dohtimes says:

    …was Barack playing a fiddle behind her and the rolling end credits for Fellini Satyricon.

  22. frogmouth says:

    was that she didn’t present the Award for Lifetime Achievement in film to Barack.

  23. gsmtiger says:

    …was that when she didn’t win any awards she called for “redistribution of awards”.

  24. gsmtiger says:

    …was that we saw very little of the “angry Michelle” face.

  25. gsmtiger says:

    …was that very few people started blogs about her fashion choices like they usually do.

  26. blarg says:

    …was her apparent surprise that for the 4th year, Obama was snubbed and didn’t win any of the awards by existing.

  27. blarg says:

    …her announcement that the entire movie industry has been granted an exemption from Obama care and gun bans.

  28. James says:

    . . . when she tried to give Barry the Oscar for “best supporting actor in a political farce”.

  29. John says:

    When her opening lines were “You like me. Right now, you really like me”…

  30. FormerHostage says:

    …was when she opened by shouting “Kneel before Zod!”

    …was announcing the winner in High Klingon.

    …was when they introduced her by shouting “Release the Kracken!”

  31. John says:

    When she did a one-handed push up…

  32. Marc says:

    …the soldiers and airmen in the background. (As a former Army officer I interpret the expressions on their faces–smiling like idiots–as “I have been ordered to put on my mess dress uniform and be here, smiling, as background for yet another self agrandizing appearance.” Not likely that on a ‘typical’ evening she just happens to be hanging out with a gagle of military personnel all in their best dress uniforms.)

  33. Fangbeer says:

    neither her work as a wookie in Star Wars or as a Klingon in Star Trek were even nominated for an Oscar.

  34. FormerHostage says:

    …was that she appeared intelligent, likable, modest, and attractive….and won the “Best Special Effects” category.

  35. John says:

    Bacon to Former Hostage

  36. John says:

    When she announced that the Oscars were a projet funded by the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act…

  37. tomg51 says:

    ..was that the audience prostrated themselves and averted their eyes from her image.

  38. Veeshir says:

    was that they didn’t give her a Lifetime Achievement Award for her work as Security Chief in ST:TNG.

  39. springeraz says:

    was that they cut out the part where she started shrieking “Ni…Ni”

  40. Cliff says:

    ….was when she had a wardrobe malfunction and bit the head off Oscar.

  41. Dohtimes says:

    …was when told a fish-eye lens was needed to frame her entire head she asked if she could eat the rest of the fish.

    …she announced that Barack was suing Mel Gibson for not paying him for using his likeness in The Passion Of The Christ.

    …her reenactment of Meg Ryan’s fake O scene and capping it off by saying I’ll have fries with that.

  42. blarg says:

    …is that she had the bravery and thick skin to appear at an event where she’d have to risk being in front of so many people that might not be fans of her after that whole NASCAR fiasco.

    …is that almost half of the Academy Awards’ craft services budget was spent in Washington DC.

    …is that she didn’t win “Best Production Design” for using military personel as props and set dressing so skillfully in her appearance

    …is how Christin Stewart claimed that her leg was miraculously healed when Michelle Obama appeared on the screen

    …is that someone is now trying to sell the screen on which Michelle Obama appeared as a holy relic on which the image of St. Michelle appeared

    …is how many participants described Michelle’s appearace as “sobering”

    …is how Clooney had to “rearrange” himself after Michelle appeared on the screen

  43. rodney dill says:

    …instead of Les Miserables she likened the US to More Miserable

  44. plentyobailouts says:

    was that once again, Ursa refused to be seen with her in public.

  45. Oppo says:

    …was when she slipped and mistakenly called them the HypoCritics’ Choice Awards

  46. Dohtimes says:

    …was when she talked about meeting Barack when they starred in The Big Red One, the XXX film directed by Michael Moore.

  47. Oppo says:

    … was when she confessed that she had to inform John Kerry that SethMcfarland was not the name of a country.

  48. Dohtimes says:

    …she got down on her knees to thank Hollywood for her SAG card and then tearfully tore off her boob belt.

    …was saying she wished to God she had watched The Crying Game before getting married, but at least her kids weren’t adopted like most of the ones in Hollywood seem to be.

  49. springeraz says:

    Was her gracious entry. When she ripped her way out of John Hurts chest, everyone pretended not to notice.

  50. Dohtimes says:

    #49 & 34 :) (among a lot of others)

    …was half way through her speech, Peter Mayhew put her on for his part in Star Wars VII.

  51. Oppo says:

    … was that Jimmy Tingle got a Matthews up his leg.

  52. Oppo says:

    .. was that she seemed nonplussed, but in reality is plussed.

  53. Oppo says:

    … was how glad she seemed that there weren’t any independent filmmakers in the audience.

  54. Oppo says:

    … was how she tried to insult Clint Eastwood’s empty chair, but it replied “Hey, at least I don’t live with La-Z-Boy!”

  55. Editor says:

    #49 gets all the bacon!

  56. blarg says:

    .. is that the person whose husband jailed a filmmaker for political expediency was so well received.

  57. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …was that she wasn’t awarded an Oscar for not being Bush.

  58. Oppo says:

    … was that her husband is a Cannes man.

  59. Oppo says:

    … was when Barry’s skeet photo won for Best Sporting Actor.

  60. Annie says:

    They didn’t show her butt.

  61. Writer says:

    . . . was when the Beagle leg bone slipped out of her fingers on camera.

  62. Writer says:

    . . . how the Oscar onstage puked when she was projected onto the wall beside him.

  63. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    …was her announcing that her husband would be starring in the latest Transformers movie as Sequestrator , a smug, ruggedly-metrosexual, havoc-wreaking Prius.

  64. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    …was how Harvey Weinstein had to settle for her because he couldn’t meet Honey Boo-Boo’s “ask” for the cold-read.

    …was how Spielberg was overheard saying Harvey thinks he’s trumping me with her?!? The schmuck! A Bonobo wrapped in tinfoil could do better!

  65. Writer says:

    . . . was the Standing Ovation she received from the Klingon delegation.

  66. CTCompromise says:

    …was when she ended by saying she was glad Argo won – because it is her favorite brand of cornstarch.

  67. CTCompromise says:

    …was seing the First Lady out-diva Barbra Streisand.

  68. CTCompromise says:

    …was when the folks in dinner jackets behind her did the title song from “Hello Dolly” as “Hello FLOTUS”.

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