Straight Line of the Day: The Weirdest Thing About Michelle Obama’s Appearance at the Oscars…

Posted on February 25, 2013 12:00 pm

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The weirdest thing about Michelle Obama’s appearance at the Oscars…

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69 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: The Weirdest Thing About Michelle Obama’s Appearance at the Oscars…”

  1. Oppo says:

    … was that Jimmy Tingle got a Matthews up his leg.

  2. Oppo says:

    .. was that she seemed nonplussed, but in reality is plussed.

  3. Oppo says:

    … was how glad she seemed that there weren’t any independent filmmakers in the audience.

  4. Oppo says:

    … was how she tried to insult Clint Eastwood’s empty chair, but it replied “Hey, at least I don’t live with La-Z-Boy!”

  5. Editor says:

    #49 gets all the bacon!

  6. blarg says:

    .. is that the person whose husband jailed a filmmaker for political expediency was so well received.

  7. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …was that she wasn’t awarded an Oscar for not being Bush.

  8. Oppo says:

    … was that her husband is a Cannes man.

  9. Oppo says:

    … was when Barry’s skeet photo won for Best Sporting Actor.

  10. Annie says:

    They didn’t show her butt.

  11. Writer says:

    . . . was when the Beagle leg bone slipped out of her fingers on camera.

  12. Writer says:

    . . . how the Oscar onstage puked when she was projected onto the wall beside him.

  13. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    …was her announcing that her husband would be starring in the latest Transformers movie as Sequestrator , a smug, ruggedly-metrosexual, havoc-wreaking Prius.

  14. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    …was how Harvey Weinstein had to settle for her because he couldn’t meet Honey Boo-Boo’s “ask” for the cold-read.

    …was how Spielberg was overheard saying Harvey thinks he’s trumping me with her?!? The schmuck! A Bonobo wrapped in tinfoil could do better!

  15. Writer says:

    . . . was the Standing Ovation she received from the Klingon delegation.

  16. CTCompromise says:

    …was when she ended by saying she was glad Argo won – because it is her favorite brand of cornstarch.

  17. CTCompromise says:

    …was seing the First Lady out-diva Barbra Streisand.

  18. CTCompromise says:

    …was when the folks in dinner jackets behind her did the title song from “Hello Dolly” as “Hello FLOTUS”.

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