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IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 02:15:05 +0000

[...] Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “The weirdest thing about Michelle Obama’s appearance at the Oscars…” [...]

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 05:41:18 +0000

…was when the folks in dinner jackets behind her did the title song from “Hello Dolly” as “Hello FLOTUS”.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 05:37:18 +0000

…was seing the First Lady out-diva Barbra Streisand.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 05:33:55 +0000

…was when she ended by saying she was glad Argo won – because it is her favorite brand of cornstarch.

By: Writer

Writer — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 02:52:01 +0000

. . . was the Standing Ovation she received from the Klingon delegation.

By: Bunkerhillbilly

Bunkerhillbilly — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 01:25:23 +0000

…was how Harvey Weinstein had to settle for her because he couldn’t meet Honey Boo-Boo’s “ask” for the cold-read.

…was how Spielberg was overheard saying Harvey thinks he’s trumping me with her?!? The schmuck! A Bonobo wrapped in tinfoil could do better!

By: Bunkerhillbilly

Bunkerhillbilly — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 00:51:41 +0000

...was her announcing that her husband would be starring in the latest Transformers movie as Sequestrator , a smug, ruggedly-metrosexual, havoc-wreaking Prius.

By: Writer

Writer — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 00:07:37 +0000

. . . how the Oscar onstage puked when she was projected onto the wall beside him.

By: Writer

Writer — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 00:04:55 +0000

. . . was when the Beagle leg bone slipped out of her fingers on camera.

By: Annie

Annie — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 23:04:51 +0000

They didn’t show her butt.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 22:57:27 +0000

… was when Barry’s skeet photo won for Best Sporting Actor.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 22:55:11 +0000

… was that her husband is a Cannes man.

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 22:10:15 +0000

…was that she wasn’t awarded an Oscar for not being Bush.

By: blarg

blarg — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 22:07:20 +0000

.. is that the person whose husband jailed a filmmaker for political expediency was so well received.

By: Editor

Editor — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 21:11:42 +0000

#49 gets all the bacon!

By: Oppo

Oppo — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 20:36:06 +0000

… was how she tried to insult Clint Eastwood’s empty chair, but it replied “Hey, at least I don’t live with La-Z-Boy!”

By: Oppo

Oppo — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 20:12:52 +0000

… was how glad she seemed that there weren’t any independent filmmakers in the audience.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 19:51:40 +0000

.. was that she seemed nonplussed, but in reality is plussed.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 19:50:31 +0000

… was that Jimmy Tingle got a Matthews up his leg.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 19:45:22 +0000

#49 & 34 (among a lot of others)

…was half way through her speech, Peter Mayhew put her on for his part in Star Wars VII.

By: springeraz

springeraz — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 19:33:24 +0000

Was her gracious entry. When she ripped her way out of John Hurts chest, everyone pretended not to notice.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 19:30:13 +0000

…she got down on her knees to thank Hollywood for her SAG card and then tearfully tore off her boob belt.

…was saying she wished to God she had watched The Crying Game before getting married, but at least her kids weren’t adopted like most of the ones in Hollywood seem to be.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 19:21:02 +0000

… was when she confessed that she had to inform John Kerry that SethMcfarland was not the name of a country.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 19:16:59 +0000

…was when she talked about meeting Barack when they starred in The Big Red One, the XXX film directed by Michael Moore.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 19:13:13 +0000

…was when she slipped and mistakenly called them the HypoCritics’ Choice Awards