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By: IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged!

IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 13:53:06 +0000

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By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 12:27:50 +0000

…prescribed reading IMAO (laughter is the best medicine)

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 12:26:47 +0000

@CTCompromise #74

……requested drone strikes.

…when the only tool you have is a hammer, all problems look like a nail.

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 06:07:00 +0000

…is trying to clone Neil Patrick Harris in order to create an army of Doogie Housers in a couple of years.

By: Writer

Writer — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 03:45:06 +0000

. . . offer Internet Courses for medical degrees.

By: Writer

Writer — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 03:43:28 +0000

. . . will offer Medical Licenses instead of money to Lottery Winners.

By: RAML

RAML — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 03:26:05 +0000

will make your next Dr or Emergency visit like something along the line of a trip to Golden Coral or what ever your local self serve restaurants is called. Just grab what you want and have it installed by the illegal on the left.

By: Dpdawg

Dpdawg — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 02:43:36 +0000

Use an overseas call center to direct patients to do their own surgery

By: Dpdawg

Dpdawg — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 02:42:38 +0000

Import all those awesome Doctors from Cuba

By: Max

Max — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 02:12:13 +0000

Will be fast tracking all applications for those wishing to open a leech farm

By: GrandLarsenE

GrandLarsenE — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 01:49:52 +0000

Will simply outlaw sickness. Problem solved.

By: Crabby Old Bat

Crabby Old Bat — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 00:37:24 +0000

@ Marc #41: Where’s the hat tip to Shirley Jackson?

http://www.americanliterature.com/author/shirley-jackson/short-story/the-lottery

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 22:49:54 +0000

…started showing clips of Charles Dickens “A Christmas Carol” on TV where Scrooge says,

“If they would rather die, they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population of California.”

(That last part was dubbed-in by me, a George C. Scott sound-alike.)

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 22:35:53 +0000

……requested drone strikes.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 22:35:31 +0000

….sent out carts hauled by people yelling “Bring Out Your Dead”.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 22:34:02 +0000

To fill the doctor shortage caused by Obamacare, California…forced all plastic surgeons to do a day of “community service” in an E.R.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 22:28:35 +0000

To fill the doctor shortage caused by Obamacare, California…got an exemption to Obamacare because they are all VERY big financial contributors to the D.N.C.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 22:26:11 +0000

…closed all national chain book stores and requested help From “Doctors Without Borders”.

By: frogmouth

frogmouth — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 21:53:20 +0000

…has passed a law making it illegal to get sick. Unless you’re an “undocumented worker” then it’s totally chill, ese. Free health care over here, yo.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 21:38:49 +0000

… will go through their binders full of women doctors and hire some of them.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 21:38:39 +0000

…will let anyone with a windowless van buy candy with food stamps and become a pediatrician.

…will no longer pay hookers to be petri dishes, use money to buy bananas for monkey hits the knee with a hammer test.

…promises doctors that they have permission to order seX-ray test before patient gets undressed.

…paid Chaz Bono a billion dollars to become a doctor, treat self.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 21:32:23 +0000

… asked Valerie Jarrett how the White House manages to conjure up so many, out of thin air, every time there’s a photo op for ObamaCare.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 21:31:22 +0000

@63: “…will start a “guns for medical license” giveaway” – Blarg

“Sawbucks for sawbones”

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 21:21:50 +0000

@56: That did it. Bacon!

By: blarg

blarg — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 21:04:24 +0000

…will chase anyone capable of affording medical care out of the state by raising their taxes until they leave.

…will start deploying unmarked vans that abduct vagrants off the streets, dress them in lab coats and give them stethoscopes and licenses to practice medicine.

…will start a “guns for medical license” giveaway