Straight Line of the Day: What Will Iran Do With All the Buddha Statues It Confiscated?

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What will Iran do with all the Buddha statues it confiscated?

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  1. While there are absolutely no gays in Iran they will cover them with burqas so the fat ones will not tempt anybody with their bosoms until some effeminate but not gay suicide bombers can be rounded up to dispose of them.


  2. Continuing on with Oppo’s Buddha food theme:

    Fish fried in Buddha.
    Buddha-milk pancakes.
    Chocolate cake with Buddha frosting.
    Everything tastes better with Buddha.
    You won’t believe it’s not Buddha.


  3. …keep one for when Biden visits – just show him to a room with the statue, introduce him as “the new Foreign Minister”….hillarity WILL ensue.

    …convert them to Islam using reason, logic, and lots and lots of violence.


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