Straight Line of the Day: What Will Iran Do With All the Buddha Statues It Confiscated?
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What will Iran do with all the Buddha statues it confiscated?
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February 20th, 2013 at 12:21 pm
First thing is to see if they might just be mislaid US federal workers by asking them to serve a useful function and timing how long it takes for a union thug to have a press conference.
February 20th, 2013 at 12:23 pm
They’ll put their weed in there.
February 20th, 2013 at 12:30 pm
They’ll rub their Buddha bellies and then chop them off.
February 20th, 2013 at 12:32 pm
…pack them full of suicide bombers and leave them near the outskirts of infidels’ cities
February 20th, 2013 at 12:34 pm
…create distractions by destroying them publicly on TV and while the Western media is throwing fits over the outrage, they’ll quietlyl develop nukes and continue to maintain the status quo
February 20th, 2013 at 12:37 pm
…they will just let them be
February 20th, 2013 at 12:46 pm
… They will be saved for very special stonings.
February 20th, 2013 at 12:47 pm
…They’ll use the as space capsules for their next missions.
February 20th, 2013 at 1:01 pm
Let Tony Soprana take care of them, Buddha bing, Buddha Boom.
February 20th, 2013 at 1:04 pm
Stage Michael Moore look alike contests.
February 20th, 2013 at 1:04 pm
Double it’s chances to medal in the next Winter Olympics.
February 20th, 2013 at 1:08 pm
With our luck, they’ll discover which one is the real Michael Moore and return him/her/it to the nearest U.S. embassy (too expensive to fly back to the States).
February 20th, 2013 at 1:09 pm
Make some ginormous inscense burners for overseas sales. (“Yo, President Choom! We got something to dress up that new Oval Office.”)
February 20th, 2013 at 1:12 pm
Reverse engineer them. Knowing how to make statuary could really put Iran on the map!
February 20th, 2013 at 1:13 pm
Ship them all back to Buddhapest, where they probably came from.
February 20th, 2013 at 1:13 pm
…the mother of all “white elephant” parties.
February 20th, 2013 at 1:16 pm
If their space program doesn’t work, they can use them to deliver nuclear warheads to their targets. Worked well for with Assyrian statues….
February 20th, 2013 at 1:22 pm
Corner the Lawn Buddha market.
February 20th, 2013 at 1:24 pm
Smash them to bits, pound the bits to powder, grind the powder to dust, mix the dust with sand, and make bread-and-Buddha sandwiches for the U.N. Human Rights Council.
February 20th, 2013 at 1:24 pm
Drive them around Iran and take pictures of them in unique desolate places and hot women in burkas, then leave them on their owners doorstep a year later with all of those neat pictures.
February 20th, 2013 at 1:26 pm
While there are absolutely no gays in Iran they will cover them with burqas so the fat ones will not tempt anybody with their bosoms until some effeminate but not gay suicide bombers can be rounded up to dispose of them.
February 20th, 2013 at 1:27 pm
@ Oppo #19…
Bread and Buddha sandwiches…BACON! ~~~~~
February 20th, 2013 at 1:29 pm
Sell them to Obama as Arabian Skeet.
February 20th, 2013 at 1:46 pm
You mean, after chopping their heads off? I mean, that’s a given, right?
February 20th, 2013 at 1:55 pm
glue on little beards and sell them as chubby Ahmadinejad bobble heads.
February 20th, 2013 at 2:29 pm
They keep all of them in case they have to enter Nerdvana someday…..
February 20th, 2013 at 2:32 pm
I say give it to Oppo for #19, but perhaps I’m being too practical.
February 20th, 2013 at 2:42 pm
…”Buddha statues? What Buddha statues? Like homosexuals, Iran has no Buddha statues.”
February 20th, 2013 at 2:52 pm
Continuing on with Oppo’s Buddha food theme:
Fish fried in Buddha.
Buddha-milk pancakes.
Chocolate cake with Buddha frosting.
Everything tastes better with Buddha.
You won’t believe it’s not Buddha.
February 20th, 2013 at 3:04 pm
Re 29 Jimmy says:
You won’t believe it’s not Buddha.
Heh
February 20th, 2013 at 3:13 pm
…keep one for when Biden visits – just show him to a room with the statue, introduce him as “the new Foreign Minister”….hillarity WILL ensue.
…convert them to Islam using reason, logic, and lots and lots of violence.
February 20th, 2013 at 3:15 pm
…leave them in town squares with plaques that say “Gluttons will be turned to stone”
February 20th, 2013 at 3:52 pm
…convince Kim Jung Un they are statues of him, and then ask to work together with him on their next “science project”.
February 20th, 2013 at 4:06 pm
Chiayatollah.
February 20th, 2013 at 5:24 pm
Force them to lose weight by not feeding them.
February 20th, 2013 at 6:25 pm
Inprison them for 444 days…or until America puts a Republican back in the White House.
February 21st, 2013 at 1:09 am
Make the ultimate stop motion animation version of the Harlem Shake.
February 21st, 2013 at 8:15 am
…it’ll sell’em to some guy named Jake…
February 21st, 2013 at 11:56 am
trade them to the US for missiles and other armaments.
have the best decorated taxis in the middle east.
blindfold them and record their beheddings for Al (gore) Jazera.
February 21st, 2013 at 7:21 pm
Trade them to North Korea for more missile technology.
February 22nd, 2013 at 7:50 am
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