Comments on: Straight Line of the Day: What Will Iran Do With All the Buddha Statues It Confiscated? http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-what-will-iran-do-with-all-the-buddha-statues-it-confiscated/ Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. Sat, 25 May 2013 18:16:22 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-what-will-iran-do-with-all-the-buddha-statues-it-confiscated/comment-page-1/#comment-424377 IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! Fri, 22 Feb 2013 12:50:08 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35809#comment-424377 [...] Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “What will Iran do with all the Buddha statues it confiscated…” [...]

]]> By: Writer http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-what-will-iran-do-with-all-the-buddha-statues-it-confiscated/comment-page-1/#comment-424198 Writer Fri, 22 Feb 2013 00:21:43 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35809#comment-424198 Trade them to North Korea for more missile technology.

]]> By: Mrs. Campbell http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-what-will-iran-do-with-all-the-buddha-statues-it-confiscated/comment-page-1/#comment-423911 Mrs. Campbell Thu, 21 Feb 2013 16:56:18 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35809#comment-423911 trade them to the US for missiles and other armaments.

have the best decorated taxis in the middle east.

blindfold them and record their beheddings for Al (gore) Jazera.

]]> By: rodney dill http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-what-will-iran-do-with-all-the-buddha-statues-it-confiscated/comment-page-1/#comment-423778 rodney dill Thu, 21 Feb 2013 13:15:49 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35809#comment-423778 …it’ll sell’em to some guy named Jake…

]]> By: JeffersonFan http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-what-will-iran-do-with-all-the-buddha-statues-it-confiscated/comment-page-1/#comment-423639 JeffersonFan Thu, 21 Feb 2013 06:09:46 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35809#comment-423639 Make the ultimate stop motion animation version of the Harlem Shake.

]]> By: CTCompromise http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-what-will-iran-do-with-all-the-buddha-statues-it-confiscated/comment-page-1/#comment-423470 CTCompromise Wed, 20 Feb 2013 23:25:26 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35809#comment-423470 Inprison them for 444 days…or until America puts a Republican back in the White House.

]]> By: grandlarsene http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-what-will-iran-do-with-all-the-buddha-statues-it-confiscated/comment-page-1/#comment-423416 grandlarsene Wed, 20 Feb 2013 22:24:45 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35809#comment-423416 Force them to lose weight by not feeding them.

]]> By: Oppo http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-what-will-iran-do-with-all-the-buddha-statues-it-confiscated/comment-page-1/#comment-423336 Oppo Wed, 20 Feb 2013 21:06:57 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35809#comment-423336 Chiayatollah.

]]> By: CTCompromise http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-what-will-iran-do-with-all-the-buddha-statues-it-confiscated/comment-page-1/#comment-423328 CTCompromise Wed, 20 Feb 2013 20:52:37 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35809#comment-423328 …convince Kim Jung Un they are statues of him, and then ask to work together with him on their next “science project”.

]]> By: blarg http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-what-will-iran-do-with-all-the-buddha-statues-it-confiscated/comment-page-1/#comment-423304 blarg Wed, 20 Feb 2013 20:15:46 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35809#comment-423304 …leave them in town squares with plaques that say “Gluttons will be turned to stone”

]]> By: blarg http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-what-will-iran-do-with-all-the-buddha-statues-it-confiscated/comment-page-1/#comment-423299 blarg Wed, 20 Feb 2013 20:13:30 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35809#comment-423299 …keep one for when Biden visits – just show him to a room with the statue, introduce him as “the new Foreign Minister”….hillarity WILL ensue.

…convert them to Islam using reason, logic, and lots and lots of violence.

]]> By: Apostic http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-what-will-iran-do-with-all-the-buddha-statues-it-confiscated/comment-page-1/#comment-423291 Apostic Wed, 20 Feb 2013 20:04:51 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35809#comment-423291 Re 29 Jimmy says:

You won’t believe it’s not Buddha.

Heh

]]> By: Jimmy http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-what-will-iran-do-with-all-the-buddha-statues-it-confiscated/comment-page-1/#comment-423279 Jimmy Wed, 20 Feb 2013 19:52:43 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35809#comment-423279 Continuing on with Oppo’s Buddha food theme:

Fish fried in Buddha.
Buddha-milk pancakes.
Chocolate cake with Buddha frosting.
Everything tastes better with Buddha.
You won’t believe it’s not Buddha.

]]> By: Bob in Feenicks http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-what-will-iran-do-with-all-the-buddha-statues-it-confiscated/comment-page-1/#comment-423274 Bob in Feenicks Wed, 20 Feb 2013 19:42:13 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35809#comment-423274 …”Buddha statues? What Buddha statues? Like homosexuals, Iran has no Buddha statues.”

]]> By: CCO http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-what-will-iran-do-with-all-the-buddha-statues-it-confiscated/comment-page-1/#comment-423268 CCO Wed, 20 Feb 2013 19:32:26 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35809#comment-423268 I say give it to Oppo for #19, but perhaps I’m being too practical.

]]> By: Cliff http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-what-will-iran-do-with-all-the-buddha-statues-it-confiscated/comment-page-1/#comment-423265 Cliff Wed, 20 Feb 2013 19:29:54 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35809#comment-423265 They keep all of them in case they have to enter Nerdvana someday…..

]]> By: Marc http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-what-will-iran-do-with-all-the-buddha-statues-it-confiscated/comment-page-1/#comment-423240 Marc Wed, 20 Feb 2013 18:55:41 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35809#comment-423240 glue on little beards and sell them as chubby Ahmadinejad bobble heads.

]]> By: Oppo http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-what-will-iran-do-with-all-the-buddha-statues-it-confiscated/comment-page-1/#comment-423233 Oppo Wed, 20 Feb 2013 18:46:48 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35809#comment-423233 You mean, after chopping their heads off? I mean, that’s a given, right?

]]> By: HokieGomer http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-what-will-iran-do-with-all-the-buddha-statues-it-confiscated/comment-page-1/#comment-423220 HokieGomer Wed, 20 Feb 2013 18:29:18 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35809#comment-423220 Sell them to Obama as Arabian Skeet.

]]> By: HokieGomer http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-what-will-iran-do-with-all-the-buddha-statues-it-confiscated/comment-page-1/#comment-423218 HokieGomer Wed, 20 Feb 2013 18:27:51 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35809#comment-423218 @ Oppo #19…

Bread and Buddha sandwiches…BACON! ~~~~~

]]> By: Dohtimes http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-what-will-iran-do-with-all-the-buddha-statues-it-confiscated/comment-page-1/#comment-423217 Dohtimes Wed, 20 Feb 2013 18:26:02 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35809#comment-423217 While there are absolutely no gays in Iran they will cover them with burqas so the fat ones will not tempt anybody with their bosoms until some effeminate but not gay suicide bombers can be rounded up to dispose of them.

]]> By: HokieGomer http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-what-will-iran-do-with-all-the-buddha-statues-it-confiscated/comment-page-1/#comment-423216 HokieGomer Wed, 20 Feb 2013 18:24:54 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35809#comment-423216 Drive them around Iran and take pictures of them in unique desolate places and hot women in burkas, then leave them on their owners doorstep a year later with all of those neat pictures.

]]> By: Oppo http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-what-will-iran-do-with-all-the-buddha-statues-it-confiscated/comment-page-1/#comment-423215 Oppo Wed, 20 Feb 2013 18:24:47 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35809#comment-423215 Smash them to bits, pound the bits to powder, grind the powder to dust, mix the dust with sand, and make bread-and-Buddha sandwiches for the U.N. Human Rights Council.

]]> By: HokieGomer http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-what-will-iran-do-with-all-the-buddha-statues-it-confiscated/comment-page-1/#comment-423213 HokieGomer Wed, 20 Feb 2013 18:22:40 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35809#comment-423213 Corner the Lawn Buddha market.

]]> By: Apostic http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/02/straight-line-of-the-day-what-will-iran-do-with-all-the-buddha-statues-it-confiscated/comment-page-1/#comment-423208 Apostic Wed, 20 Feb 2013 18:16:20 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=35809#comment-423208 If their space program doesn’t work, they can use them to deliver nuclear warheads to their targets. Worked well for with Assyrian statues….

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