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IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 13:38:29 +0000

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By: tanstaafl

tanstaafl — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 11:30:08 +0000

couldn’t outscore tiger on the front holes, but posted a 69 on the back holoes against reggie.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 06:39:35 +0000

…didn’t have to worry about the water hazards-convinced that he can walk on water.

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 06:02:53 +0000

…cried every time the ball ended up in the pond. -The media reported Obama turned water into whine.

By: tanstaafl

tanstaafl — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 03:08:55 +0000

won 40-love (as in reggie)

By: Writer

Writer — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 01:34:59 +0000

. . . took Sandra Fluke along so everyone got a “hole in one”.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 01:02:24 +0000

@12 Blarg:
… hunted for the economy’s real killer.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 00:43:57 +0000

… repeatedly used the “Cinderella story — kid from nowhere” line without catching the irony.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 00:42:42 +0000

… said “I didn’t know why the Joint Chiefs said I needed to stop vacationing and pay attention to the golf situation right away; but the joke’s on them — this is a vacation, too!”

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 00:16:31 +0000

…said, after a particularly bad shot, “This is like playing pool, when I scratch the hole a lot.”

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 00:06:54 +0000

…got a hole in one, and then a hole in another… and then the bill for the broken glass.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 00:02:06 +0000

…aimed for the flag, like he does back on the ol’ skeet driveway.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 23:53:26 +0000

… disliked the Secret Service code name, “Whiney the Pooh and Tiger Too.”

By: Oppo

Oppo — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 23:42:51 +0000

… avoided the water hazard better than Rubio did.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 23:42:45 +0000

…was fortunate that Tiger knew Obama’s butt from a hole in the ground…

By: Oppo

Oppo — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 23:35:02 +0000

… complained, “I need a bigger putt hole.” The punchline to this joke has been extraordinarily renditioned.

By: Cliff

Cliff — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 23:32:02 +0000

…..sliced his ball into the woods, and heads off in search of his ball, which he finds behind a large tree. After considering his position , and not wanting to take a drop and lose a stroke , he decides to hook the ball around the tree. He swings, the ball hits the tree, ricochets back at him, and instantly kills him. When he opens his eyes, he sees Satan standing before him. “Am I dead”? ask Obama. “Yes, my son,” replies Satan, who looks the man over and notices his clubs. “I see you’re a golfer,” Satan says. “Are you any good?” Obama replies “Hey, I got here in two, didn’t I?”

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 23:24:07 +0000

…was the first President to ever wedge his way out of a pond.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 23:23:04 +0000

…had his balls checked for explosives before he hit them.

By: Bunkerhillbilly

Bunkerhillbilly — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 23:19:28 +0000

…talked about how he had Biden fitted with a shock collar because, the last time he played Frolf with the Veep, Biden kept running off with the Frisbee, barking, and sniffing Obama’s hind end.

[HT to #62]

By: Oppo

Oppo — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 23:12:31 +0000

shanked, hooked, sliced, and received Time Magazine’s Golfer of the Year” award.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 23:09:01 +0000

… kept giggling Tiger said, “Gambling? Like Bush would?”

By: Oppo

Oppo — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 23:06:57 +0000

… got on the phone with the border patrol, because he wanted the U.S. Open just as much as Tiger did.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 23:04:15 +0000

… described how long he watched Biden try to put the frisbee in the hole, the last time they played this course.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 23:00:30 +0000

… got on the phone with GMC, because that green Blazer Tiger talked about sounded like a heck of an idea.