Straight Line of the Day: While Visiting France, Joe Biden…

Posted on February 8, 2013 12:00 pm

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While visiting France, Joe Biden…

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70 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: While Visiting France, Joe Biden…”

  1. tomg51 says:

    was astonished that federal prisoners were allowed to roam the streets as long as they didn’t speak….

  2. Veeshir says:

    Was totally disappointed when he saw his toast.

  3. tomg51 says:

    asked why they didn’t break away from Quebec….

  4. tomg51 says:

    wondered why there so few Palestinians living on the West Bank…..

  5. rodney dill says:

    …was arrested for having three banned substances in his room…. soap, toothpaste, and deodorant.

  6. CarolyntheMommy says:

    …. was triple dog dared into putting his tongue on a cold Eiffel Tower.

  7. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    …when at Notre Dame Cathedral he said he “was a big fan of The Four Horsemen”, wondered how difficult it was to teach centaurs to play football, were the French teaching them to just play soccer these days and would it be possible to get a “rescue centaur” as a gift for Obama’s oldest daughter, Malia.

  8. Basil says:

    Wait. I’m confused. I thought Joe Biden was the punch line.

  9. CarolyntheMommy says:

    ….. was arrested for making a toy white flag

  10. Writer says:

    . . . begged to see the statue of John F. Kerry who began his career in the State Department in Paris.

  11. Writer says:

    . . . congratulated them for their last Great Military Victory-in the French Revolution.

  12. Grand Larsen E. says:

    Asked, “So where’s that place where the ladies wear no pants?”

  13. Writer says:

    Ordered Pate at his hotel and was angry when she didn’t show.

  14. Jimmy says:

    …checked-in to a local dementia clinic and was declared brain dead.

  15. CarolyntheMommy says:

    … couldn’t figure out why Paris wasn’t just a walk away from the Venetian, Caesar’s Palace, MGM, and Mandalay Bay.

  16. CarolyntheMommy says:

    was horrified by French cannibalism and refused to eat frog’s legs in protest

  17. CarolyntheMommy says:

    was enranged when he found the statue of liberty shrunken and moved to the Seine

  18. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …asked if he would get to meet her little dog Tinkerbell when he found out he was staying at the Paris Hilton.

  19. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …complained that his escargot was covered with snails and his vichyssoise was cold.

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