Comments on: That Obamaphone Has a Catch

By: NO_MO_BAMA

NO_MO_BAMA — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 18:00:16 +0000

and $2 billion divided by 6 million is 333.333 aka 666. O_O So, a "free" phone costs $333 but my non-free phone costs ME about $900 a year...gee, I wonder why?

By: NO_MO_BAMA

NO_MO_BAMA — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 17:54:10 +0000

$2 billion divided by 300 million is 6.66, proof that Obama phones are evil!

By: CarolyntheMommy

CarolyntheMommy — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 05:05:00 +0000

There’s a ‘this is Peggy’one-liner waiting to be made. can’t quite get there…

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 03:58:05 +0000

I’m now thoroughly convince that you can always make a play on words, Oppo. You have a gift! Now, have an Obamaphone and keep Obama in President, chu know?

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 03:54:57 +0000

“Everybody on disability got Obamaphone. Keep Obama in President, chu know? He gave us a phone… And he took it away!!”

Or something like that.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 03:20:57 +0000

Don’t want to cell out. . . I’ll work on straight telecommission.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 02:01:04 +0000

Yeah, but Oppo, you have to set your own price, first, like Frank. One Million Dollars.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:31:20 +0000

From the WSJ article:
“41% of their more than six million subscribers either couldn’t demonstrate their eligibility or didn’t respond to requests for certification. . . . FCC rules on self-certification, and the absence of a national database of participants, made it hard to keep ineligible people from signing up.”

— I hereby volunteer, for even less than $2.2 bilion, to create and administer a program, but create and maintain no database of its participants. And to hand out money to people who want money; but who claim, without documentation, that they totally deserve it.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:16:00 +0000

“Hey, listen up, comrades — Obama’s giving away free cells!”
“Phones?”
“Not exactly.”