The Coexist Bumper Sticker Explained

Posted on February 2, 2013 3:00 pm

[High Praise! to A Trainwreck in Maxwell]

UPDATE: Consider this the short version of the above [High Praise! to Mr Michael]

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15 Responses to “The Coexist Bumper Sticker Explained”

  1. Wombat says:

    Preach it.

  2. FredKey says:

    Very well done and oh so true.

  3. SpellingMom says:

    Under ‘Hey Liberals’, you might want to add a ‘t’ to the word ‘though’.

  4. Oppo says:

    Stupid liberals.

    In case you haven’t noticed, we already *do* all coexist.

    The “C” at the beginning is why we don’t coexist *peacefully*.

  5. Jimmy says:

    Hinduism and Budhism seem to be exempt from coexistence as defined above.

  6. Razor says:

    Whenever I see one of those stickers, I ram the car and ask the liberal how his bumper is coexisting with mine.

  7. Sales Man says:

    This sticker screams “I don’t believe in anything!”

  8. CCO says:

    Bingo, Sales Man!

  9. CTCompromise says:

    All of the liberals who believe that everyone on earth can coexist with just a liitle understanding, some give-and-take, some flexiblity, if you will- (A group which includes our current…Dare I say it?…Commander in Chief….) remind me of that guy who showed us all how well he got along with, and lived among the black bears because he respected them and knew how they wanted to be treated by us…right up to the point where they mauled him to death.

  10. Oppo says:

    @9. CTC:
    Heh. Yes, I can just see one of those Coexist bumper stickers in Poland, 1939. France, 1940. Russia, 1941 . . .

  11. Oppo says:

    . . . it would probably have a swastika for the “x.”

    [No, I don’t think this qualifies as triggering Godwin’s Law!]

  12. Mr Michael says:

    My preferred version, found at a blog lost to memory…

    http://preview.tinyurl.com/af9su78

  13. NoMoBama says:

    It’s ironic that it’s filthy rich white liberals (here in the communist held stronghold of Cambridge, MA) who are the most likely people to have bumper stickers like this on their Volvos and yet they are the least likely to “coexist” with anyone other than filthy rich white liberals. I suppose having an illegal from Brazil who comes in to clean your toilet for $6/hr counts to them. Oh, and voting for those clean articulate negros (our “governor” AND the “president”), you get extra credit for that.

  14. CTCompromise says:

    @13. NoMoBama: True-che ~~~

  15. dreamer says:

    CT Compromise: the bear did more than maul him, it ate him and his girlfriend. they make a spray that works like mace and can stop a bear attack. he used it one time and felt terrible at how much misery it caused the bear. so he decided he would no longer arm himself with spray or a gun. his girlfriend tried to get the bear to stop killing him by hitting it with a frying pan. there are parallels everywhere in your bring this incident up as a point of comparison. excellent perception.

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