Man, I am sorry I missed seeing any of the Hagel hearings yesterday. They sounded pretty awesome. As someone who has always hated Hagel, it’s so great that Obama nominated him so we’d have this chance to expose him as an ignorant, anti-Semitic dimwit to a national audience. Here I thought Hagel had retired peacefully, but now Obama has pulled him into the spotlight to finally get the derision he’s always deserved. Thank you, Obama.
I mean, why in the world did he nominate this moron? Does he think the Secretary of Defense is an entry-level position? Then again, I guess the presidency basically was for Obama. Well, if Hagel doesn’t work out, I’ll offer myself for Secretary of Defense since I’m at least as qualified and many more times coherent. But to take the job, I get to be called “Secretary of War” instead and get to declare war on one natural satellite no questions asked.
Wait, how much does Secretary of Defense pay? We’re talking at least $25 an hour, right?